George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
> Devil is waiting for him.
>
> 'I don't know what to do here' says the Devil. 'You're on my list but
> I have no room for you! You definitely have to stay here though, so
> I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people who weren't
> quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go and you can take their
> place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
>
> George reluctantly agreed.
>
> The devil opened the first room. In there was Ted Kennedy and a large
> pool of water. He kept resurfacing over and over, gasping for air,
> such was his fate in hell.
>
> 'No!' George said, 'I don't think
> so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day
> long.'
>
> The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a hammer
> and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after
> time, and more rocks appeared.
>
> 'No! I've got this problem with my back. I would be in constant agony
> if all I could do was break rocks all day!' commented George.
>
> The devil then opened the third door. In it was Bill Clinton lying
> naked on the floor with his arms and legs staked in spread eagle pose.
> Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best!
>
> George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
> 'Yeah, I could handle this!'
>
>
> The devil smiled and said ....'Monica, you're free to go!'
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