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[Ironhorse]

Okay Roger you started this, so help me out here.

For the "Ride Like A Ho", program I'm going to have to revamp a few things.

Slow Race is now "Slow Ride"
Weave is now the "Bob-n-Weave"
The Off Set is now "Gettin' Off"
U-Turn is now U-Turn "Under the sheets"
And the Figure 8 is now a "69"
All payments are cash of course and no one uses their real name.

"And it LOOKS like THIS" takes on a whole new meaning.

Mark

[sgchick]

Since Mark is sponsoring this endever, my second choice is, and Melanie may shot me for this, is RLAH. Now Marks business is Ride Like A Pro (RLAP) so I just figured the northern female chapter of the southwest RLAP should be feminized. No, I know what you all are thinking, That the H in RLAH stands for the derogatory, slang version of a concubine (look it up), when in fact the Italian meaning of Ho is; V  to own, possess or obtain (honestly, look it up). So, since all these ladies Own their own bikes, Possess a natural beauty, and obtain the respect they deserve from us guys, I hereby submit Ride Like A Ho (RLAH) for consideration. Since this will be promoting Mark's business, I can envision a whole now line of DVD's and literature to follow.  Perhaps a Movie even.    

If I fail to post anything in the next few days, please alert the propper authorities.    

I'm NOT  thinkin' that name is going to work out.....   You're lucky I didn't see this till this morning....Not sure where you come up with this stuff .....It's a good thing you're soo cute

[sgchick]

Roger

I would offer you a place to sleep but then while you might comfortable in the guest room I would be in the back yard as Trudy is looking forward to getting her SGS patch in the future. 

Looking forward to having Trudy in our group....name STILL to be decided Bill...Has Trudy registered on this site yet?

[Fired00d]

I'm NOT  thinkin' that name is going to work out.....   You're lucky I didn't see this till this morning....Not sure where you come up with this stuff .....It's a good thing you're soo cute

Thanks so much for sparing him... I do want to meet him someday.

Roger you do know that remark is going to cost you.... there are no "get out of jail free cards".

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[sgchick]

Thanks so much for sparing him... I do want to meet him someday.

Roger you do know that remark is going to cost you.... there are no "get out of jail free cards".

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

  Yes....He is spared for now...He's done too many good things in the last few days to balance things out...life is never boring when you live with someone like Roger...and as I said.....  he is kinda cute..
Hope we do get to meet you one of these days

[sgchick]

Okay Roger you started this, so help me out here.

For the "Ride Like A Ho", program I'm going to have to revamp a few things.

Slow Race is now "Slow Ride"
Weave is now the "Bob-n-Weave"
The Off Set is now "Gettin' Off"
U-Turn is now U-Turn "Under the sheets"
And the Figure 8 is now a "69"
All payments are cash of course and no one uses their real name.

"And it LOOKS like THIS" takes on a whole new meaning.

Mark

  OK Mark...you're scaring me now You're starting to think way too much like Roger

[Trapperdog]

"And it LOOKS like THIS" takes on a whole new meaning.
Mark

Mark, you would be one exhausted individual 
The circle is now "around the world"
Follow the leader is now "pulling a train"
of course you would now be refered to as "master" 

[miker]

"Bagger Babes"

no


Babes on Baggers...."BOB"ies

[Rooster]

Or "MASTA"

[Trapperdog]

Thanks so much for sparing him... I do want to meet him someday.

Roger you do know that remark is going to cost you.... there are no "get out of jail free cards".

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

I live another day to hopefully meet you My only solice is that I cook our dinners. Not because I am a great cook, I just work from home and get off work earlier than Melanie. Also so she will keep me around.  
Discalmer:
Those who know me know that this joshing is just my futile attempt at bringing a smile to all those morning faces. No disrespect was meant torward Melanie or any of the women here. Hopefully those who don't know me have figured this out. It's tough being an oddball. In medieval times the king would behead the jester if he proved to be humorless. You've got to push the envelope once and a while. Roger

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