"Of course I won't laugh" said the nurse. I'm a professional,I've been a nurse over twenty years and have never laughed at at patient. "OK then" said Bob and he proceed to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was just a little smaller than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself she let out a giggle, that turned into a uncontrollable laugh. She was finally able to compose herself and proceeded to apologize for her behavior, and said " I don't know what came over me, on my honor as a nurse and a lady it won't happen again, now tell me what seems to be the problem" It's swollen, Bob replied. She ran out of the room.