Just got the strangest news. Howie told me I'm now his surrogate poster. This disturbed the royal chit right out of me as I first thought it meant he wanted a poster made with a picture of some gawdawful ugly baby on it that looked like me after the baby had popped out of some strange woman no one ever knew.
Then it became clear that I was mistaken
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Instead I'm posting in Howie's place until his new fingers finish growing back. This is (apparently) a slow process so no accurate prognosis can be made right now though. In the mean time this is the first guidance I've been given. The first Howie-post is:
Ok youze, and you know who youze are, you are ugly and your mother dresses you to ride a Honda!