Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the
Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old
blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex
appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his
every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first
chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but
continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about
my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles
and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'