Topic: Share your covid 19 pandemic humor (Read 3416 times)

BUCKNUT GREG · « **on:** May 08, 2020, 10:19:50 AM »

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iski · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2020, 12:55:18 PM »

Smoketown · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2020, 12:00:29 PM »

Good Uns ...

Twolanerider · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2020, 05:19:08 PM »

New pickup line:

Hey, if the Coronavirus doesn't nail you can I?

longlast · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2020, 07:16:14 AM »

iski · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2020, 07:53:25 AM »

iski · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2020, 07:54:21 AM »

muddypaws · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2020, 08:04:59 AM »

Those are all good...

iski · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2020, 04:31:28 PM »

BUCKNUT GREG · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2020, 06:53:24 PM »

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Threephase · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2020, 09:14:47 PM »

Eqcons · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2020, 06:54:48 AM »

oops!

Ironhorse · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2020, 12:44:09 PM »

Here's one.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2020, 12:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Eqcons on May 11, 2020, 06:54:48 AM

oops!

That made me spit Diet Mt Dew

Eqcons · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2020, 02:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 11, 2020, 12:46:04 PM

That made me spit Diet Mt Dew

Threephase · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2020, 09:58:58 PM »

iski · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2020, 11:28:26 PM »

Twolanerider · « **Reply #17 on:** May 13, 2020, 01:42:40 AM »

^^ wtf is Karen ?

^^

iski · « **Reply #18 on:** May 13, 2020, 07:45:10 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 13, 2020, 01:42:40 AM

^^ wtf is Karen ? ^^

You pick which one:

1. "Karen" is a derogatory stereotype nickname for a stylishly short haired bitch on wheels that thinks she is hot chit & if everything does not please her to her picky assed standards, she asks to speak to the manager. NOW!!! She then proceeds to bitch to the manager about her bitchy assed chit until his eyes glaze over, then she stomps away mad. Also known for her dismissive hair flip.
or
2. "Karen" is the cyborg re-animated Karen Carpenter, brought back to life to sing "We've Only Just Begun" over & over & over until she conquers the world by singing and baking the best pies anyone ever ate anywhere.

Eqcons · « **Reply #19 on:** May 13, 2020, 08:13:15 AM »

You been smoking those funny cigarettes again, Iski?

iski · « **Reply #20 on:** May 13, 2020, 08:35:51 AM »

Quote from: Eqcons on May 13, 2020, 08:13:15 AM

You been smoking those funny cigarettes again, Iski?

Me?

Only cigars.

I have had the misfortune/fortune of encountering several "Internet Karens" over the past few weeks. Not here. Somewhere else. Also not wimmens named "Karen", these are the stereotype known as Internet Karens. Their qualities include a lack of a sense of humor, preaching nonsense, and are so absolutely sure they are 110% correct that everyone must do as they think they should do or suffer the consequences. Not always female, wussified men can also be Internet Karens. Much too tempting for me - my general reaction is to poke with a sharp stick. They are easily triggered & easily provoked, so for me it provides cheap entertainment & for them it gives them a chance to vent & spew nonsense as they scream at the sky. A win-win.

Eqcons · « **Reply #21 on:** May 13, 2020, 09:12:58 AM »

Quote from: iski on May 13, 2020, 08:35:51 AM

the stereotype known as Internet Karens.

Ah, a new one on me! I shall look out for some as a source of casual entertainment.

naitram · « **Reply #22 on:** May 13, 2020, 09:14:32 AM »

heard something on the news a couple of weeks ago that Karen is the "N" word for white women

Muley · « **Reply #23 on:** May 13, 2020, 09:57:22 AM »

iski · « **Reply #24 on:** May 13, 2020, 10:31:46 AM »

From Wiki, about as good a source as any for internet slang.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_(slang)

Eqcons · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2020, 10:41:53 AM »

Quote from: iski on May 13, 2020, 10:31:46 AM

From Wiki, about as good a source as any for internet slang.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_(slang)

Also https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Karen

learn something new every day!

J.D. · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2020, 11:02:08 AM »

LOL I'm so out of touch with modern derogatory insults I needed to Wiki it.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2020, 12:59:46 PM »

Quote from: iski on May 13, 2020, 07:45:10 AM

You pick which one:

1. "Karen" is a derogatory stereotype nickname for a stylishly short haired bitch on wheels that thinks she is hot chit & if everything does not please her to her picky assed standards, she asks to speak to the manager. NOW!!! She then proceeds to bitch to the manager about her bitchy assed chit until his eyes glaze over, then she stomps away mad. Also known for her dismissive hair flip.
or
2. "Karen" is the cyborg re-animated Karen Carpenter, brought back to life to sing "We've Only Just Begun" over & over & over until she conquers the world by singing and baking the best pies anyone ever ate anywhere.

So they're like the white chick version of a moderator

?

iski · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2020, 01:28:21 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 13, 2020, 12:59:46 PM

So they're like the white chick version of a moderator ?

Yes but they usually smell much better.

ultrarider123 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2020, 03:25:56 PM »

iski · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2020, 05:08:48 PM »

Quote from: Haird on May 13, 2020, 03:25:56 PM

...

True.

BUCKNUT GREG · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2020, 09:51:13 PM »

Yes indeed Haird. But remember who is still on the throne and in control.

Fear not my Friend

iski · « **Reply #32 on:** May 14, 2020, 12:05:37 AM »

iski · « **Reply #33 on:** May 14, 2020, 01:19:33 AM »

Squirrels are fighting back.

naitram · « **Reply #34 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:09:31 AM »

more worried about these guys

iski · « **Reply #35 on:** May 14, 2020, 08:21:59 AM »

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2020/05/11/Giant-Asian-gypsy-moth-threatens-trees-in-Washington/6351588876757/

We know the solution to the Giant Killer Asian Moths already.

dayne66 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 14, 2020, 09:46:48 AM »

.,.,.,

iski · « **Reply #37 on:** May 14, 2020, 10:04:48 AM »

Can't be too careful...

Robmay · « **Reply #38 on:** May 15, 2020, 05:19:38 AM »

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BUCKNUT GREG · « **Reply #39 on:** May 15, 2020, 10:37:16 PM »

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iski · « **Reply #40 on:** May 17, 2020, 10:52:27 AM »

2k · « **Reply #41 on:** May 17, 2020, 06:04:46 PM »

I was excited when my wife said a side effect of the Covid 19 was that it caused me to have SEXDAILY, then I found out it was DYSLEXIA

Author Topic: Share your covid 19 pandemic humor (Read 3416 times)

J.D.

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