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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: AUSSIE_FLSTFSE on June 19, 2006, 08:56:36 PM
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his
wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make
jokes about her false leg Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from
his wife Heather Mills-McCartney.
Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has
been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I
have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk
out on a relationship like this"
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to
the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world
amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and
subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been
signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity
may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always
trying to get her leg over".
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would
get home at night and find her legless"
A poem by Sir Paul McCartney-
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river
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A Miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate
"I'm f***ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate says "try Paul McCartney"
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Q. What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?
A. The McCartneys
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These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now
she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another lady that can
fill her shoe.
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Did you know Paul is now 64.
Quiz Time: What's the significance?
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Did you know Paul is now 64.
Quiz Time: What's the significance?
will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64
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That was an easy one,.... I hear he wrote it when he was about 14.