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Title: Beer at work
Post by: Screamin_Beagle on June 23, 2006, 10:15:36 AM

16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
gross."



Enjoy your weekend

_Beagle

Title: Re: Beer at work
Post by: Midnight Rider on June 23, 2006, 02:27:46 PM

Best idear I've heard all week....could use one or two RIGHT NOW!!   [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]

A keg in place of the water cooler would work out nicely  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

Title: Re: Beer at work
Post by: Pap on June 23, 2006, 03:39:13 PM

How about Coors in the Coke Machine.   [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]   That way the company can increase profits from the sales.   [smiley=banana.gif]    [smiley=drink.gif]   [smiley=drink.gif]