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89fxrs

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The Barter System
« on: July 29, 2017, 01:55:18 AM »

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.


I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.


I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"


I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of beer ya got?"
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Re: The Barter System
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2017, 07:52:30 AM »

Funny one!
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Re: The Barter System
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2017, 01:38:28 PM »

 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: The Barter System
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2017, 02:02:30 PM »

That is something I would do...
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Re: The Barter System
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2017, 06:04:47 AM »

 :o ;D
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