Sales manager my azz. When they have something you really want it don't take no talent to "sell" it. All he's doing is saving you the trouble of calling him. What time will it be ready?
Which brings me to one of my favorite
Real Estate salespeople. When it's a sellers market and a chimp could close the deal, they act like Moses parting the Red Sea when they bring you an offer. When it's a buyer's market and they actually have to earn their commission, they act like there's something wrong with your house, you, your wife, your kids even your little white haired mother because they can't close a deal.
Leaches, freakin leaches every one of em.