Topic: If you're ugly post here! (Read 5956 times)

Twolanerider · « **on:** June 15, 2007, 10:21:53 PM »

Logging off for the evening. Have to be productive to the point of not screwing around on the site for several hours. So thought would leave this as a departing morsel.

If you're ugly (or you just want to join the crowd) say "aye" (and anything else you want to).

Also, feel free to nominate anyone else for their ugliness (real, perceived, or just wished for on your part).

AYE !!!!!

(I also nominate Spiderman!)

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2007, 11:12:49 PM »

I'm so ugly I'm cute

hard10 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2007, 12:01:38 AM »

I just got out of the movies seeing Ocean 13. And yes 2ln, you're ugly. Oh, & aye!!!

I love this Treo thingy!
AJ

CAFatBoy2006SE · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:58:09 AM »

Aye, I'm about as ugly as a...........

Hell I'm damn cute, well at least the ladies say that when I'm on my bike. Cheers!

hdbrad03 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:24:56 AM »

AYE! I always said: My mom raised ugly babies not stupid babies.

spydglide · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2007, 08:31:34 AM »

Aye!

har!

spyder

Seegarsmkr · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2007, 09:14:32 AM »

I'm so ugly and grumpy that women were cheering all over the country when my wife agreed to marry me so that I wouldn't terrorize them anymore.

Seegarz

Garznhogs · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2007, 08:54:52 PM »

Aye.

And I might as well nominate Gettinold, because Helen is to nice to do it.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2007, 08:57:11 PM »

Quote from: Garznhogs on June 16, 2007, 08:54:52 PM

Aye.

And I might as well nominate Gettinold, because Helen is to nice to do it.

I'm gonna nominate Neal's brother Steve. But only because he's never here to defend himself and hopefully I'll get to see him again next month.

naitram · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2007, 09:03:06 PM »

you'll see him

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2007, 09:29:37 PM »

I'm so ugly that if you entered Twolane's A$$ and my face in a Beauty Pagent, the judges would all vote for the one-eyed man.

AYE!!

Twolanerider · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2007, 09:38:35 PM »

Quote from: TCnBham on June 16, 2007, 09:29:37 PM

I'm so ugly that if you entered Twolane's A$$ and my face in a Beauty Pagent, the judges would all vote for the one-eyed man.

AYE!!

Damn straight, I got a cute ass! The face is uglier than a Honda bent around a Freightliner's axle pooped on by condors for a couple days. But the ass is cute.

REGGAB · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2007, 10:35:36 PM »

Not only am I ugly..........I'm FUGLY! AYE!

Renea must be blind.

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2007, 10:40:01 PM »

If I was pretty, I wouldn't have to be so sweet to everyone all the time

REGGAB · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2007, 11:27:00 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on June 16, 2007, 10:40:01 PM

If I was pretty, I wouldn't have to be so sweet to everyone all the time

That's what I like about being such a fugly mofugger! It's easier to be "unsweet."

harleydiva · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2007, 11:55:22 PM »

Quote from: TCnBham on June 16, 2007, 09:29:37 PM

I'm so ugly that if you entered Twolane's A$$ and my face in a Beauty Pagent, the judges would all vote for the one-eyed man.

AYE!!

Y'all are just sick.

spydglide · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2007, 12:00:20 AM »

Quote from: harleydiva on June 16, 2007, 11:55:22 PM

Y'all are just sick.

Hey Bootsie, can't you reign in TC?

har!

spyder

cuthbertss · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2007, 12:06:38 AM »

harleydiva · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2007, 12:09:18 AM »

Quote from: spydglide on June 17, 2007, 12:00:20 AM

Hey Bootsie, can't you reign in TC? har! spyder

Wrongway · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:31:50 AM »

Been ugly for soooooooooo long I thought I was normal? Oh well, I'm in good company.

djkak · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:34:42 PM »

I’m not blowing through here because I’m ugly; I have been told that I am quite a handsome man; although it has been a number of years; well never mind.

I hate talking about other folks, but I was looking to see if the guy in the green elph outfit hangs out here; I don’t see him. Is he really better looking than the rest of you folks?

AYE!

djkak

Gettinold · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2007, 02:28:20 AM »

Quote from: Garznhogs on June 16, 2007, 08:54:52 PM

Aye.

And I might as well nominate Gettinold, because Helen is to nice to do it.

Garznhogs · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2007, 09:33:56 PM »

Quote from: Gettinold on June 18, 2007, 02:28:20 AM

mungam · « **Reply #23 on:** June 19, 2007, 07:40:55 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on June 16, 2007, 08:57:11 PM

I'm gonna nominate Neal's brother Steve. But only because he's never here to defend himself and hopefully I'll get to see him again next month.

Hey I resemble that remark

I will be there. The bike has been moving cross country for 10 days now.
Can't wait to get together again with all you ugly mugs and do some bench racing, road riding, and beer o'clock every afternoon

.

Steve

iski · « **Reply #24 on:** June 19, 2007, 08:05:00 PM »

Twolanerider · « **Reply #25 on:** June 20, 2007, 02:09:40 AM »

Quote from: mungam on June 19, 2007, 07:40:55 PM

Hey I resemble that remark
I will be there. The bike has been moving cross country for 10 days now.
Can't wait to get together again with all you ugly mugs and do some bench racing, road riding, and beer o'clock every afternoon .

Steve

STEVE!!

Travel gods willing see you soon!

REGGAB · « **Reply #26 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:01:22 AM »

Quote from: iski on June 19, 2007, 08:05:00 PM

Yes! Exactly! Helped make me a Daddy.

iski · « **Reply #27 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:09:36 AM »

Quote from: REGGAB on June 20, 2007, 09:01:22 AM

Yes! Exactly! Helped make me a Daddy.

It is the amber nectar of the gods.

I wonder why "1862" is listed on the poster? Beer has been around a LOT longer than that.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #28 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:11:51 AM »

Quote from: iski on June 20, 2007, 09:09:36 AM

It is the amber nectar of the gods.

I wonder why "1862" is listed on the poster? Beer has been around a LOT longer than that.

Dummy, that's when sex was invented. Before 1862 no one got any.

iski · « **Reply #29 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:18:06 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on June 20, 2007, 09:11:51 AM

Dummy, that's when sex was invented. Before 1862 no one got any.

Oh. I missed that day in history class. As I recall, I was having sex.

Go figure.

1861 folks were too horny to hold out for another year?

Twolanerider · « **Reply #30 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:19:05 AM »

Quote from: iski on June 20, 2007, 09:18:06 AM

Oh. I missed that day in history class. As I recall, I was having sex. Go figure.

1861 folks were too horny to hold out for another year?

Yeap. Why do you think the Civil War started? People were REALLY grumpy in 1861.

iski · « **Reply #31 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:22:30 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on June 20, 2007, 09:19:05 AM

Yeap. Why do you think the Civil War started? People were REALLY grumpy in 1861.

The Civil War was started by horny Yankees & Rebels? I learn so much when I read here. Its like a doctorate or a masters degree, only different.

So when Lincoln sat with his stove top hat on his lap, he had a good reason.

Is there any truth to the rumors that the Revolutionary War was started due to constipation?

Twolanerider · « **Reply #32 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:25:29 AM »

Quote from: iski on June 20, 2007, 09:22:30 AM

The Civil War was started by horny Yankees & Rebels? I learn so much when I read here. Its like a doctorate or a masters degree, only different.

So when Lincoln sat with his stove top hat on his lap, he had a good reason.

Is there any truth to the rumors that the Revolutionary War was started due to constipation?

Damn right. Stove pipe hats were not a fashion trend in days before sex was invented. Just a public necessity. The Revolutionary War was not started due to constipation. It's sudden and violent release was used as a weapon though

.

iski · « **Reply #33 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:30:43 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on June 20, 2007, 09:25:29 AM

Damn right. Stove pipe hats were not a fashion trend in days before sex was invented. Just a public necessity. The Revolutionary War was not started due to constipation. It's sudden and violent release was used as a weapon though .

Guerilla war tactics used in the Rev. War confused the English and no wonder they smelled funny, considering the stuff hurled at them.

Then gorillas in the zoo copied that behavior, and many a childs Sunday afternoon included a faceful of monkey poop as a result. Damn that George Washington!

Lincoln was also known to have incredible bowel control and is credited with the origination of the saying "go chit in your hat."

Twolanerider · « **Reply #34 on:** June 20, 2007, 10:14:02 AM »

Quote from: iski on June 20, 2007, 09:30:43 AM

Lincoln was also known to have incredible bowel control and is credited with the origination of the saying "go chit in your hat."

But he never had a CVO. Just too much time with Meade and McClelland. No wonder he was grumpy.

iski · « **Reply #35 on:** June 20, 2007, 10:18:04 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on June 20, 2007, 10:14:02 AM

But he never had a CVO. Just too much time with Meade and McClelland. No wonder he was grumpy.

George Washington is associated with choppers, not Lincoln, but he also had no CVO. Martha was a hottie biker chick, another story. If Lincoln had been wearing his helmet at Ford's theater, he would not have gotten a hole in his head. Unless it was a non-DOT helmet, of course.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #36 on:** June 20, 2007, 10:51:27 AM »

Quote from: iski on June 20, 2007, 10:18:04 AM

George Washington is associated with choppers, not Lincoln, but he also had no CVO. Martha was a hottie biker chick, another story. If Lincoln had been wearing his helmet at Ford's theater, he would not have gotten a hole in his head. Unless it was a non-DOT helmet, of course.

I always had an oral fixation for Dolly Madison.

iski · « **Reply #37 on:** June 20, 2007, 10:58:42 AM »

Abagail Adam's Playboy spread was one of my all time favorites. Dolly had better cakes though.

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