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[Midnight Rider]

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
 
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
 
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

[Screamin_Beagle]

I'm infected..........I've purchased the antidote at many places, mainly local (to the city I'm in at the time......last one was Beantown.....Frankfurt.........Shanghai....).....and it doesn't seem to work.   What's next??  Back to crack and grass??


_Beagle

[ace4059]

I ALWAYS SAID "WORK" WAS A 4 LETTER WORD!!!