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[RJ749]

Married 25 years, he took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25
years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a
hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me
that you are not holding up your side of things."

Merrill's wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told him to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would  
make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed!