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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: Para Bellum on December 05, 2019, 07:11:51 PM
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note on the dresser, saying, "I've had enough of you and have left ..don't bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk toward the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. "She's finally gone...yeah I know, it's about time, I'm coming to see you now, put on that sexy french nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote..."I can see your feet. We're outta bread. Be back in five minutes."
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