A wife suggests the husband sees the Dr. for a recommendation. The Dr. gives him the blue pill and tells him, "Take one 20 mins before intimacy". The man gets in the car and calls his wife, "I got the blue pill!", the wife says I'm coming home now, see you in 20". The man takes the pill.
As he pulls into the driveway the man is READY!, He walks in the door and the maid says, "Sir, your wife called, she got held up at work and won't be home for lunch". The man says to the maid, "I'll be in my office, get my doctor on the phone". He's pacing back and forth, he is READY. The maid says, "Sir, your doctor is on the phone". The man gets on the phone and says, "Doc, my wife can't make it, I'm ready now, what do I do?" The doctor replies, "Get on the computer and look at porn". The man replies, "Doc, that's not gonna work, I need the REAL THING!". The doctor says, "Well,.....go get a hooker". The man replies, "Doc, I don't have time for all that, I am ready NOW!" The doctor said, "Well who was that on the phone, is she available?"
The man replies,...."The MAID?,.....doc I've never needed a blue pill for the maid"!