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What is a Yankee?The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?                                                                           
Because it's worth it.

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. 

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever. 

What do attorneys use for birth control?T
heir personalities.

What's  the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
10 years and 45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes   

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.