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an old cowboy
« on: August 30, 2018, 10:01:53 PM »

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
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Re: an old cowboy
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2018, 03:52:04 AM »

 :huepfenjump3: Blonde jokes are always funny  ;D
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Re: an old cowboy
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2018, 07:42:35 AM »

Good one..
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Re: an old cowboy
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2018, 07:50:17 AM »





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Re: an old cowboy
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2018, 08:31:58 AM »

Thanks for the chuckle this morning.
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