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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: MoHarleyRider on April 01, 2004, 09:39:08 PM

Title: Business Trip
Post by: MoHarleyRider on April 01, 2004, 09:39:08 PM
3 Women executives  a redhead, a brunett and a blonde,went on a business trip overseas. Unfortunately they were in the wrong place at the wrong time, and swept up in a drug bust. It so happened that this country had no tollerance for anyone connected to drugs, and, even tho the girls were innocent--they were sentenced to the elect chair.The brunett was first--her last statement was--im a member of a full gospel church, and if my lord calls me i will go. The executioner flipped the switch---nothing happened,by their law--she was free to go...The redhead was next, he last statement was---i believe in fate and if its my turn---i will go. T he executioner once again flipped the switch---nothing happened--she was released...The blonde was strapped into the chair and was asked if she had any last words----as she was looking around --she stated--------I'M NOT TELLING YOU chit UNTILL YOU PLUG THIS CHAIR IN.....