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[PHAZE]

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

 
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
 

[AXIL]

  what can i say. but we still love em....axil

[SPIDERMAN]

Preston
            Your post is so dead on, it's almost not funny. I wish any woman out there could explain to me how it is we're supposed to remember and complete the 56 or so items PHAZE listed here (all true by the way ) which women expect of us and women cannot manage the two that men do.


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[Fired00d]

Hubbard
            Your post is so dead on, it's almost not funny. I wish any woman out there could explain to me how it is we're supposed to remember and complete the 56 or so items Hubbard listed here (all true by the way ) which women expect of us and women cannot manage the two that men do.


B B

Hubbard?? Did I miss something?? Did Hubbard post in this thread??

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[kansaskim47]

              

The BSR and I have an understanding.

She tells me what to do-I do it and we're both happy.

[SPIDERMAN]

Hubbard?? Did I miss something?? Did Hubbard post in this thread??

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

Weird how the brain works some days. I was sitting here typing and there was a piece of paper with "Hubbard" written on it and Carl's phone number on the desk beside my laptop. Carl had called me last week and left his phone number. Somehow I got that mixed up with PHAZE who started the thread. My apologies to Preston for not giving him credit where credit was due, as this is a very funny topic. 

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[iski]

Great list!   

[Hoist!]

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

 
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
 

And 3. Bring beer!

Hoist!

[SPIDERMAN]

Preston
            Your post is so dead on, it's almost not funny. I wish any woman out there could explain to me how it is we're supposed to remember and complete the 56 or so items PHAZE listed here (all true by the way ) which women expect of us and women cannot manage the two that men do.


B B

[MIKEYTEE]

Can't be done, can't remember that many things, list never stops growing.
Mike