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Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« on: December 17, 2008, 09:59:26 PM »
A guy and a girl are kissing, when all of a sudden the girl says to the guy KISS ME WHERE ITS STINKY! So he throws her in his car and drives her to NEW JERSEY!
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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 10:06:47 PM »
No offense anyone from Jersey. It just funny.
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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 10:08:25 PM »
Well when I was living in NJ, the saying was to take her to NY!!!

Another is, she wanted to do some where expensive, so I took her to the gas station,
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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 03:10:44 PM »
if it's stinky, DO NOT kiss it!!!  it's gone bad!!!!
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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2008, 03:32:54 PM »
Quote from: Coolbreeze on December 18, 2008, 03:10:44 PM
if it's stinky, DO NOT kiss it!!!  it's gone bad!!!!


Wait a second, how do you know?????!!!!!!?????
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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 03:49:11 PM »
well.....   just 'cuz, okay?  Just cuz
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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 11:40:59 PM »
they don't call Jersey the "Garbage State "for nothing.
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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2008, 07:41:01 PM »
LOL
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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2008, 07:49:12 PM »
Nobody could ever call me conservative or prudish, but the title of this thread offends me. Did I report it to a Moderator or make an issue of it ? Hell No ! Why not ? Because it seems to me the site as a whole has gotten just a bit too PC lately. So why am I making this post ? Because the next time anybody reading this post is inclined to report something to a Moderator and go off on a PC whine, stop and think that at any given time there will always be somebody who is offended by something. It is our nature as human beings. In a world struggling to get along this website should be a haven where we can all maybe make a mistake now and then, maybe even offend somebody without starting a battle of words. At the end of it all, one should ask themself if they truly believe the person posting the offending material did so with malice or if they perhaps just see the issue or whatever in a different light. This thread is a joke. The initiator of this thread was making a joke. With a moments reflection, I see that and understand. Can we all try to do that ?

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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2008, 07:51:37 PM »
Quote from: SPIDERMAN on December 20, 2008, 07:49:12 PM
Nobody could ever call me conservative or prudish, but the title of this thread offends me. Did I report it to a Moderator or make an issue of it ? Hell No ! Why not ? Because it seems to me the site as a whole has gotten just a bit too PC lately. So why am I making this post ? Because the next time anybody reading this post is inclined to report something to a Moderator and go off on a PC whine, stop and think that at any given time there will always be somebody who is offended by something. It is our nature as human beings. In a world struggling to get along this website should be a haven where we can all maybe make a mistake now and then, maybe even offend somebody without starting a battle of words. At the end of it all, one should ask themself if they truly believe the person posting the offending material did so with malice or if they perhaps just see the issue or whatever in a different light. This thread is a joke. The initiator of this thread was making a joke. With a moments reflection, I see that and understand. Can we all try to do that ?

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What gave it away B B? It being in the Humor Section? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2008, 07:52:35 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on December 20, 2008, 07:51:37 PM
What gave it away B B? It being in the Humor Section? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2008, 07:57:13 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on December 20, 2008, 07:54:12 PM
:huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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Doing a to scale calculation of that emoticon Howie, I come to the conclusion that that cannot possibly be your ass. So, my question is what's a raging heterosexual like you doing pulling down another guys pants

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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2008, 07:59:01 PM »
Quote from: SPIDERMAN on December 20, 2008, 07:57:13 PM
Doing a to scale calculation of that emoticon Howie, I come to the conclusion that that cannot possibly be your ass. So, my question is what's a raging heterosexual like you doing pulling down another guys pants

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HeHe!!! I think it's Gary's! I copied it here from him!!! :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss: ;D

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Re: Kiss Me Where Its Stinky!
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2008, 07:59:21 PM »
I maintain a very simple credo.  If something offends me, I ignore it.  Plain and simple.  If people would maintain a similar attitude and be less thin-skinned, we wouldn't have to worry about whether we're being "PC" or not.  Everything said or written could offend someone, somewhere and today because of that we have to be so vanilla as to not offend that one person.  I say if something offends you, (and by you, I mean everyone), ignore it and move on.  I'm sure it wasn't the first thing to offend you and won't be the last.  JMHO.

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