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[erniezap]

I hope that I don't get hate mail from this one...

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes

11. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker and the other's a crack snacker

[FXRon2]

Well, if you get hate mail from me, it's going to take a lot of time to type it out...because I'm still laughing my ass off over a couple of them. Now, if we both get hate mail, I'll just forward mine to you.

And, in all fairness, if anyone wants to make fun of my red-neck, heterosexual, middle-aged, middle-income, non-P.C. ass....go right ahead. I've got pretty thick skin (seems to be sorely lacking in this country lately).

[MJZ]

I am very impressed, you California boys are finally getting a good sense of humor, like us southern boys. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

Betta watch out, next yall be tellin Hillary jokes and a singin some Skynyrd. Den you know you made it.

[erniezap]

Chit!  I'm from New York originally, not one of those "California people"  

If you go down the humor thread, you'll see the Hillary joke that I posted a while back.  By the way, I like Skynard too   [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

[MJZ]

Chit!

[Tonys]

Chit!

[erniezap]

 Congratulations [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
I hereby appoint  and welcome you to the honorary membership and bestow upon you all rights and privileges due a "good ole boy". At this point I would hand you a long neck ice cold Budweiser or a shot of Jack Daniels but that will have to wait until Cripple Creek or Smokey Mountains. [smiley=drink.gif]

I'll take the JD at Cripple Creek!

Yea I was laughin big time at the hillary jokes...then read someones serious post that everybody should knock off the partisan, hillary...democrat/republican knockin jokes...sigh...
 [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

They are jokes, nothing more, nothing personal.  If someone gets offended, they don't have to read them.  

[Tonys]

My feelings exactly...laughing is good for you...I am trying to remember where I saw that...probly best to leave it be..

[BLM777]

[Rebel]

Chit!

[erniezap]

Hey erniezap-
I just had to get on your case a little here, LOL- being that I myself am a Southern Boy trapped in the Northern parts of our great ole Confederate....