Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every
winter in Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue,
shivering and shaking, darn near froze to death!
The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to
you?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here in the mustache
of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to
travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks.
While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and
nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I
can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will
give it a try next winter.
A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in
Miami he is all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Darn near froze
to death.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you
said...... I went to the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally,
this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy
spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately.
When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on
the Harley."
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