Five surgeons are discussing whose patients make the best surgical candidates.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table.
When you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in. "You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.
And if the job takes longer than you said it would, no big deal."
But the fifth surgeon topped them all. "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine.
And on top of that, the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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