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Title: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: Twolanerider on August 24, 2020, 05:49:06 PM
This is my fault.  I'm sorry.  A decade or more ago I began sharing the whispers from The Pool Boy about what next year's Harley models would be or other tidbits from "inside."  He was a source.  He was Willie G's nephew's brother's third cousins aunt's neighbor's cuckold boyfriend's sister's brother's boss's brother's minister's pool boy.  In other words; he was PLUGGED IN.  We trusted him.  A lot; and often.

As the years progress many others heard the whispers from The Pool Boy.  We relied on him.  We thought we could trust him.  And... then... today's news.

It's shocking.

It's debilitating emotionally.

It's like finding the moderators don't really love you.

It's like being told that Santa Clause isn't real.

We can't trust the pool boy!!  He's.. well... he's...  I just can't say it.  Read the news yourself.  The following are the headline and then a link.  OMG..... (tears, big wet salty tears).

Report: Former Pool Boy Describes Years-Long Sexual Relationship With Jerry Falwell Jr. And Wife

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jemimamcevoy/2020/08/24/report-former-pool-boy-describes-years-long-sexual-relationship-with-jerry-falwell-jr-and-wife/#6dfb026466da



I'm just gobsmacked......
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: OBB on August 24, 2020, 07:16:22 PM
I briefly saw that headline today while at work and wondered what kind of thread it would produce on here. LOL

Sent from my boring Droid phone.

Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: fastfreddy on August 24, 2020, 07:46:19 PM
Don !!! slow down...... thats not the same POOL BOY .... is it    :-\
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: 08glide on August 24, 2020, 10:16:44 PM
HEY ! wait a minute! I live in "lunchbag" & we get it strait from the horse's mouf. Oooh, well maybe it's really just a jark-arss. iffin da pool boy ain't kerful, he may end up in the skimmer wif nuttin on.     :orange:
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: Twolanerider on August 24, 2020, 10:52:20 PM
Don !!! slow down...... thats not the same POOL BOY .... is it    :-\


You mean there's more than one? Can't be 🤣
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: iski on August 25, 2020, 02:19:55 AM
Oh how the mighty have fallen.  Once revered as the mystic seer of the MoCo's future model bikes, now the Pool Boy is relegated to a life of backwashing Falwell filters & adjusting their PH. 

Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: MIKEYTEE on August 25, 2020, 12:37:58 PM
Ha! Ha! I found the secret to the confusion. Falwell's pool boy is referred to as the Pool Boy or the pool boy. Our beloved source of all things rumored and mostly true, maybe, is known as The Pool Boy. Not the pool boy/ the Pool Boy/ pool boy. Not that we would ever confuse the two, but we must be vigilant and protect our inside source to the MC.  ::)

Mike

 :drink: 
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: Twolanerider on August 25, 2020, 12:42:25 PM
Ha! Ha! I found the secret to the confusion. Falwell's pool boy is referred to as the Pool Boy or the pool boy. Our beloved source of all things rumored and mostly true, maybe, is known as The Pool Boy. Not the pool boy/ the Pool Boy/ pool boy. Not that we would ever confuse the two, but we must be vigilant and protect our inside source to the MC.  ::)

Mike

 :drink:


I'm not sure I'd trust that Unk.  the pool boy could too easily really be The Pool Boy going incognito (or in a Falwell) and we could never tell the difference.  I'm not trusting The Pool Boy every again. 

Just wouldn't be prudent....
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: scotman623 on August 25, 2020, 04:07:33 PM
Love it...😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope the pool boy has been wearing his mask since March....😂
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: Twolanerider on August 25, 2020, 05:51:24 PM
Love it...😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope the pool boy has been wearing his mask since March....😂


Apparently his mask isn't the only thing The Pool Boy has been wearing....  ???
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: Ironhorse on August 26, 2020, 11:40:22 AM
Ha! Ha! I found the secret to the confusion. Falwell's pool boy is referred to as the Pool Boy or the pool boy.

Then for sure Fallwell (appropriate name) should be familiar with the prayer that goes,...."He layeth me down by cool water. They rod and thy staff, they comfort me",....and apparently his wife too!

Our "Pool Boy" needs a new nickname.
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: Twolanerider on August 26, 2020, 01:34:06 PM
Then for sure Fallwell (appropriate name) should be familiar with the prayer that goes,...."He layeth me down by cool water. They rod and thy staff, they comfort me",....and apparently his wife too!

Our "Pool Boy" needs a new nickname.


Dammit Mark!  That made me break up enough that a couple students hanging out during lunch wondered what happened to me!  :huepfenlol2:
Title: Re: We Can Never Trust "The Pool Boy" Again !! OMG !!
Post by: Twolanerider on August 26, 2020, 01:37:14 PM
Then for sure Fallwell (appropriate name) should be familiar with the prayer that goes,...."He layeth me down by cool water. They rod and thy staff, they comfort me",....and apparently his wife too!

Our "Pool Boy" needs a new nickname.

Pool Boy's Psalm.   :huepfenlol2: