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CVO Technical => Riding Gear => Topic started by: Twolanerider on June 15, 2006, 11:40:02 PM
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If you happen to be getting used to a full faced helmet for the first time here is a lesson a member here learned this afternoon. Do not blow bubbles with your bubble gum. No matter how absent mindedly you might do such a thing it WILL get all over your microphone >:( .
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He's a dumbass.
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If you happen to be getting used to a full faced helmet for the first time here is a lesson a member here learned this afternoon. Do not blow bubbles with your bubble gum. No matter how absent mindedly you might do such a thing it WILL get all over your microphone >:( .
Dammit, don't drink pop at the computer and read these posts.
Those that do are also dumbasses [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
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If you happen to be getting used to a full faced helmet for the first time here is a lesson [highlight]a member here[/highlight] learned this afternoon. Do not blow bubbles with your bubble gum. No matter how absent mindedly you might do such a thing it WILL get all over your microphone >:( .
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Another "heads up" for folks who are new to full face helmets: If you happen to be a smoker, do not try to put your lid on with the coffin nail or cigar still in your mouth. I have no idea how or why I know this, I just do.
Jerry
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Another "heads up" for folks who are new to full face helmets: If you happen to be a smoker, do not try to put your lid on with the coffin nail or cigar still in your mouth. I have no idea how or why I know this, I just do.
Jerry
The more posts to this thread the more It should be in the HUMOR section [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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I bet it would be hard to chew tobacco and spit too! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
A sneeze would not be a pretty sight either! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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I bet it would be hard to chew tobacco and spit too! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
A sneeze would not be a pretty sight either! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
Bad mental images ... both of 'em... another reason to wear a half shell .. just be sure to sneeze to the side and not into the wind [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=nervous.gif]
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So, what takes gum off of a mic, Don?
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So, what takes gum off of a mic, Don?
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Chit!!!! You beat me to it. [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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So, what takes gum off of a mic, Don?
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A trip to Radio Shack for a new one of those foam covers worked real well [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif] .
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The toothpick after the T-bone didn't work very well either! [smiley=oops.gif]
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I turned my head and spit into my shield once and thought I had hit a bug. It took a couple of seconds for me to realize what I had done. OK, I know that I shouldn't have admitted to this, but if you can't laugh at yourself . . .
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I still haven't gotten used to reaching up to scratch my nose and not being able to find it... [smiley=nixweiss.gif] .
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I still haven't gotten used to reaching up to scratch my nose and not being able to find it... [smiley=nixweiss.gif] .
There's another "accessory" for HD to come up with...
"Genuine Tripple Plated Chrome Billet Monkey Paw, on a 5 inch, pencil sized shaft, for those times when you just can't reach your nose for a good scratch...Fits easily in a Genuine Harley Davidson shirt or jacket pocket. $69.95. $89.95 for Opposable Thumb model for plucking out those tickling nose hairs"
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There's another "accessory" for HD to come up with...
"Genuine Tripple Plated Chrome Billet Monkey Paw, on a 5 inch, pencil sized shaft, for those times when you just can't reach your nose for a good scratch...Fits easily in a Genuine Harley Davidson shirt or jacket pocket. $69.95. $89.95 for Opposable Thumb model for plucking out those tickling nose hairs"
Love to see that engineering. It does meet the [smiley=pumpkin.gif]d00der-ator's [smiley=fireman.gif] OCD requirement though.
2Ln, tape half of the self stick velcro to the upper side of the chin bar and then just press your nose against it to scratch.[smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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There's another "accessory" for HD to come up with...
"Genuine Tripple Plated Chrome Billet Monkey Paw, on a 5 inch, pencil sized shaft, for those times when you just can't reach your nose for a good scratch...Fits easily in a Genuine Harley Davidson shirt or jacket pocket. $69.95. $89.95 for Opposable Thumb model for plucking out those tickling nose hairs"
You didn't complete the accessory's description Terry. "Use of this item may void vehicle warranty."
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You didn't complete the accessory's description Terry. "Use of this item may void vehicle warranty."
Forgot that part, Don....but not this "Improper Use of this Device may result in Death or Serious Injury"..."Use only when stopped, AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES USE THIS DEVICE FOR OTHER PARTS OF YOUR ANATOMY WHILE DRIVING"
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Forgot that part, Don....but not this "Improper Use of this Device may result in Death or Serious Injury"..."Use only when stopped, AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES USE THIS DEVICE FOR OTHER PARTS OF YOUR ANATOMY WHILE DRIVING"
OUCH, the plucky part? ;D
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Forgot that part, Don....but not this "Improper Use of this Device may result in Death or Serious Injury"..."Use only when stopped, AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES USE THIS DEVICE FOR OTHER PARTS OF YOUR ANATOMY WHILE DRIVING"
and....
"Captured booger flicking while in traffic may violate state litter laws."
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and....
"Captured booger flicking while in traffic may violate state litter laws."
;D ;D I'm going to stop there, though one other use comes to this sick and twisted mind....
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;D ;D I'm going to stop there, though one other use comes to this sick and twisted mind....
Thought of that too. But wanted to be generous and save one for Fired00d. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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Thought of that too. But wanted to be generous and save one for Fired00d. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
OK Dood....we saved you one, and we're waiting ;)
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OK Dood....we saved you one, and we're waiting ;)
You guys are just to bad, but I love it. [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
/me puts on his innocent hat....
I have no idea where you guys think I would take this. :o ;D
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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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I have no idea where you guys think I would take this. :o ;D
oh, you lieing bastard !!
;D [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] ;D
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oh, you lieing bastard !!
;D [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] ;D
Who me???? [smiley=nixweiss.gif] :o ::) [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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