2Ln, this could be a condition caused by the recent cat food shortage.
Don,
A couple of things:
1 - Did you try the "sensitive stomach" cat foods?
2 - I have a similar issue with my 14 year old cat.
I know the feeling well, Don.
Ernie, you know me well enough to realize I'll find or manufacture the humor in about anything I can.
Hmm, this just confirms to me that I made the right decision when wife/kid ask for pets. NO!!!
It is bad enough to have to clean up behind kids when they are sick, because the wife can't take the "smell". ::) [highlight]Can't imagine having to clean up after pets[/highlight]. :o
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Actually, you have to negotiate a few things going in.
Well for me this is first/last/only marriage!!! Speaking of that, my wife asked me one day if something happened to her would I get married again. :o My answer was... NO!!! Then she asked me would I marry her again. :o My answer was.... NO!!! Honey I love you to death, but you just will not die. [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Well for me this is first/last/only marriage!!! Speaking of that, my wife asked me one day if something happened to her would I get married again. :o My answer was... NO!!! Then she asked me would I marry her again. :o My answer was.... NO!!! Honey I love you to death, but you just will not die. [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Not really.. I've been a smart arse since day one she knows me now. She just tells me to shut up. ::)
Ruh Roh, that took some digging I imagine, sounds like you may have buried yourself a bit deep.
[highlight]I'll marry [/highlight]again but I [highlight]won't ever get divorced [/highlight]again, [highlight]next it's a murder suicide [/highlight]) I've been paying close attention to the "What kind of Gun" thread. Thanks for the ideas Roger [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
Not really.. [highlight]I've been a smart arse since day one [/highlight]she knows me now. She just tells me to shut up. ::)
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That's funny.
I feel your pain Don, really I do. HER cat has, for the last several weeks developed a problem at the other end. Again, the best that vet can offer is that "it happens". That's, of course, an unacceptable answer. She Who Must Be Obeyed has now placed 1/2 dozen boxes around the house which all of her cats (4) find most convenient. This $hits gotta end. Compound that w/ Goldie's (our lab) advancing age, eyesight isn't the only thing they lose control of, and I'm going frickin nuts. Now winter's upon us. I expect to have fewer pets very soon.
I'll marry again but I won't ever get divorced again, next it's a murder suicide ;) [highlight]I've been paying close attention to the "What kind of Gun" thread[/highlight]. Thanks for the ideas Roger [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
Screamin' you may need to refer to the post the Ed did.
Have considered that but it would be too quick! F'n thing's torturing me, thinking a major payback may get the others to shape up.
Don,
Sorry to hear about the vomit issues although I did thoroughly enjoy reading your colorful posts. Seems to be an appropriate topic for the day seeing that I was fishing a fresh stool sample from the litter box just this morning as our cat is having several issues herself.
Our cat seems to enjoy regurgitating only items involving attempts at consuming members of local rodent population and other wildlife found outdoors. Last weeks special was flying squirrel served as sushi. Several weeks ago some type of bird was consumed and remains left at the front door. A live chipmunk was accosted and held in waiting, when Donna opened the door the cat thought it would be fun to bring this lively cat toy into the house and show Donna and I how to hunt. Luckly the attempt failed as she dropped it short of the door and it ran off when Donna yelled. The cat didn't talk to her for several days after.
Good luck with finding a cure, my cat isn't making eye contact with me after I got caught sifting through the litter box this morning, maybe tuna tonight will smooth things over.
Ed
I feel your pain Don, really I do. HER cat has, for the last several weeks developed a problem at the other end. Again, the best that vet can offer is that "it happens". That's, of course, an unacceptable answer. She Who Must Be Obeyed has now placed 1/2 dozen boxes around the house which all of her cats (4) find most convenient. This $hits gotta end. Compound that w/ Goldie's (our lab) advancing age, eyesight isn't the only thing they lose control of, and I'm going frickin nuts. Now winter's upon us. I expect to have fewer pets very soon.
Four cats & a "SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED" in the house with you? Chit, forget this whole thread. I only got one puking cat to hassle with. You got real issues! ;D
Four cats & a "SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED" in the house with you?
but with wood ploors, he does go back and eat it so occasionally we only find the stain, not the pile...
oh, yuck....
There have been a few really gross things that have been heard or seen on or because of this site.
sad but true...also, around our house, cat hair is considered a condiment...
sad but true...also, around our house, cat hair is considered a condiment...[smiley=zwtf.gif] [smiley=zthread.gif] [smiley=znothingfunny.gif] [smiley=vrolijk27.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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......
It boggles the mind the things that might end up here
Now that is some scary chit!! :o With all the voices in your head and your mind is boogled about what could end up here. [smiley=vrolijk27.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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Dood, my mind is boggled, even occasionally boggling.
Smart arse!!! :P ;D You know what I meant. [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] It has been changed. Thanks. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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Cat vomit and D00d Boogles, now this is some high brow chit in this thread
You know when I saw you had posted to this thread I knew I was in trouble. :P ;D
2Ln, let's keep it to the vomit, we don't need an of topic thread on the d00derator's boogles ::)
You know when I saw you had posted to this thread I knew I was in trouble. :P ;D
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Yea, sure you were.... "Amigo #2" [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
Oh come on, I was trying to keep you and your boogles out of it for cryminnie sakes.
Yea, sure you were.... "Amigo #2" [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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we don't need an of topic thread on the d00derator's boogles ::)
So that would be a DoodleBoogle? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
Geez, just the thought is enough to make a cat barf.
[size=20] DoodleBoogle[/size]? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
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[size=20] DoodleBoogle[/size]? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
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Rog, check in the logs on such things and you'll find distinct temperature gradients for different levels of warnings on these things.
I think a d00dleboogle resembles a lighted icicle when below freezing in some ways.............
Just caught up on this thread. Wow it goes to some strange places....and D00d I think you need a tissue and maybe a decongestant.
You guys have WAY too much time on your hands to find web sites, etc, on cat puke!
I'm going to puke now.
Hey Don...try this...
here kitty kitty (http://home.comcast.net/~Dixie_Lee/images/VOMIT.WAV)
And for the true cat lovers everywhere:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.html
Bill,
I have to say I've this sound few times. It makes me gag everytime!
Thanks for posting! ;D ;D ;D
Ed
ewwww, never thought to click on it
Yep, the internet. It's a wonderful thing.
Somebody took the time and effort to record that...[highlight]there's something wrong out there[/highlight]. ;D ;D ;D
Out there?
You need to talk with the "kitty roca" specialist, your condition is very understandable after that thread.
Yep, the internet. It's a wonderful thing.
Somebody took the time and effort to record that...there's something wrong out there. ;D ;D ;D
Roger,
Bill lives fairly close, I'm hoping the therapy is working but he did after all threaten D00d yesterday. There could be a little instability and if he wants us to hear his, "recordings" then maybe we should just listen. [smiley=nervous.gif]
Signed,
Spyder
Ed, call Terry and tell him to come clean up my puke.
YUCKY!!!
Just kidding.
You guys are SICK SICK SICK
You guys are SICK SICK SICK
You can tell that it's getting cold/wet out when conversations turn to cat puke...
Ernie,
Wait till it starts snowing... ;D
Ed
If you have both a cat and a dog, then the cat box is never a problem...dogs just love those tootsie rolls the cats leave, even if they are a little "crunchy" due to the litter. Just don't let the dog lick your face immediately after dining in the cat's box. ;) ;D Depending on consistencey, the cat puke is generally scarfed up as well.
I have been waiting for days for fresh but alas, all I could find was evidence of what I described earlier defending my assertion...the stain...it does blend in well with the floor...Good Kitty...trying to clean up after yourself!
Don't be grossed out...for all I know it could just be a Beer stain from when Scot visited!
/Bill
If you have both a cat and a dog, then the cat box is never a problem...dogs just love those tootsie rolls the cats leave, even if they are a little "crunchy" due to the litter.
"...and the strangest thread award goes to..."
See, Don...the occasional chunky puke is not really all that bad... ;D ;D
I have been waiting for days for fresh but alas, all I could find was evidence of what I described earlier defending my assertion...the stain...it does blend in well with the floor...Good Kitty...trying to clean up after yourself!
Don't be grossed out...for all I know it [highlight]could just be a Beer stain from when Scot visited![/highlight]
/Bill
Ernie,
Wait till it starts snowing... ;D
Ed
This could get major ugly!
And amazingly it's still going.... ;D
I was trying so hard to stay away from this. But it's like a really bad accident. You know you shouldn't look, but you just can't help looking! Maybe with only one eye. When you start talking about recycling this stuff into racing fuel....Hoist!
I can't believe after what I have just read, seen, and heard, I haven't puked myself! :o Especially after seeing that cat in the sunroof. I had to view that again to see if what I just saw was real. [smiley=nervous.gif]You are way braver then me. I haven't clicked on any of the links provided in this thread for fear of what it may show. [smiley=nervous.gif]
JR [smiley=banana.gif]
Ok, my cat ....
Ok, my cat just RALFed about a half hour ago.
...He would eat, and then shortly thereafter you would hear that sound that makes you sit bolt upright in bed at night.
Gee,
Thanks WFP!!! Like I really needed to hear that at work.
We are trying to set a new low with this thread but keep it civil!
I was trying so hard to stay away from this. But it's like a really bad accident. You know you shouldn't look, but you just can't help looking! Maybe with only one eye. When you start talking about recycling this stuff into racing fuel....Hoist!
We are trying to set a new low with this thread but keep it civil!
We are trying to set a new low with this thread but keep it civil!
I'm usually good finding a kitty download but the one thatalways gets me is the rats ass, upchucked with some of the stuff I used to see in biology class still attached.
That's not what the cat thought when you kicked the barf out of it!
The kick was to keep the Barf in...Tasty!
Or off the comforter if that fails...
The kick was to keep the Barf in...Tasty!
Or off the comforter if that fails...
quickly grab cat, and place on a more suitable surface
Terry, must admit to questioning the tactics here.
Cat will be more agreeable to being moved quickly to another surface...picture, if you will, holding cat well out from any contact with things other than hands, and sprinting, if hurling process begins prior to postioning cat in desired location, human can quickly drop said cat and fetch paper towels..[highlight].however, putting cat near water in a half or completely naked state during the middle of the night...the risk factor for damage to male appendages goes up exponentially with the proximity to said toilet. I speak here from experience....[/highlight]
There is another option depending on the speed with which one can relocate said cat. Open closest exterior door and toss said cat outside. Much easier to clean up with a rake! [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
OUCH!! :-[ BTDT
Indoor only cat...if I did this, I would also be sleeping outside...with said vomit...
/Bill
;D
Sad, but I find myself going to this thread on a regular basis.
Are you worried that it tells you something about yourself?
Are you worried that it tells you something about yourself?
Yep, I'm worried ... it tells me that I'm as sick as most of the other clowns on this site.
Cat will be more agreeable to being moved quickly to another surface...picture, if you will, holding cat well out from any contact with things other than hands, and sprinting, if hurling process begins prior to postioning cat in desired location, human can quickly drop said cat and fetch paper towels...however, putting cat near water in a half or completely naked state during the middle of the night...the risk factor for damage to male appendages goes up exponentially with the proximity to said toilet.
Thank God you don't have a cat any more.
Alright Diva!!
You just pushed this thread to 9 pages!!...There is something sad about that fact.
SpecialEd,
Shug and Nell are angels.
I don't think he'd throw everybody out. He may go for a long ride.... ;)
You're absolutely right.
You know....
Roger,
Please insert "Bozo" picture here.... ;D
Ernie,
I don't know what it says about Diva, but I'm scared. [smiley=nervous.gif]
Ed ;D ;D ;D
the risk factor for damage to male appendages goes up exponentially with the proximity to said toilet.
You know....
Hell, Terry is the one we ought to be worried for.
I "heard" that ;D
The saddest thing about this thread is that it's one of the most viewed threads on the entire board!
I left home and less than two hours later, I can't hardly catch up.
Ernie you are certainly right, very sad.
Great Bozo though [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
It's a good sad! [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
The trick here is to be...well, as quick as a cat....(sorry, couldn't help myself), even out of a dead sleep...no time for idling or revving the engine...[highlight]it's WOT or nothing....there are generally a series of Pre-Hurl gagging reflexes on the part of said[/highlight] cat, as heard on the "Here, Kitty, Kitty" audio clip...quickly grab cat, and place on a more suitable surface for capturing whatever state of digestion is about to see the light of day, or night, again. If you're quick enough, you can remove cat from comforter, and stub toe on bed frame while carrying cat to the tile floor of the bathroom to finish the process. Depending on what you see come back out, you will already be where you need to be when human hurling begins from viewing half digested mammals said cat has "captured" during the day. Chipmunk heads are a personal favorite of mine....along with a few blades of green grass, and as Don mentioned, hair for a binding agent.
Mmmmmm...it's lunch time, too...
Absolutely, there's no time to think, if you think - your dead. You just gotta react and hope, through your sleep shrouded haze, you remember to get the cat into the bathroom and not the closet.
Thanks Terry, I just laughed until my eyes leaked thinking about something that happened that I was reminded of by your post there.
I don't know what is the worst/sickest......
This thread????
This thread is most viewed????
This thread can grow as many pages as it does in a 24-hour period????
Or.....
The fact that I come here to read this thread????
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I don't know what is the worst/sickest......
This thread????
This thread is most viewed????
This thread can grow as many pages as it does in a 24-hour period????
Or.....
[highlight]The fact that I come here to read this thread????[/highlight]
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Yep, like I said earlier, you know you shouldn't look but you just have to anyway. Then you're sorry you did and go back and look at it some more.
Terry, We might have had the same interior decorator in 1972.
Hoist!
Read this stuff and then notice I can't stop giggling.
[highlight]And let's NOT EVEN get into tie dyed shirts
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[highlight]This thread has a long way to go to catch the Paint thread[/highlight]
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This thread has a long way to go to catch the Paint thread
[highlight]Give it time. Dog poop, hippie chix, mind altered decorating, sandpapered floors, hell; we've just scratched the surface.[/highlight]
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Give it time. Dog poop, hippie chix, mind altered decorating, sandpapered floors, hell; we've just scratched the surface.
Lets get the what kind of gun threat to shoot the
Give it time. Dog poop, hippie chix, mind altered decorating, sandpapered floors, hell; we've just scratched the surface.
Yeah, but this one's a lot funnier. The paint thread's a sore subject and [highlight]I'm not seeing a happy ending there[/highlight]. Hoist!
And here I thought this was a CVO site..... I'm so disillusioned
You missed the acronym evidently, maybe some of your fellow members did as well. d00d better get it on his list.
CVOT would be this thread.
C at
V omit
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T opic
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[highlight]And here I thought this was a CVO site..... [/highlight]I'm so disillusioned
...
Unfortunately our cat is about 18 and has shown signs of senility lately.
I think this would be more interesting with pics of the cats we are talking about maybe on the CVO BIKES. No puke on the bikes please. This is a clean site.
Here I am again, thread still growing, and I'm still reading it...
[highlight]/me needs some help. [smiley=nervous.gif] ;D[/highlight]
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Here I am again, thread still growing, and I'm still reading it...
/me needs some help. [smiley=nervous.gif] ;D
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I got one fer ya'
I think this would be more interesting with pics of the cats we are talking about [highlight]maybe on the CVO BIKES[/highlight]. No puke on the bikes please. This is a clean site.
Last one. Where it all began....
Hey 2Ln, is this your cat?
Bobbie & Willie
Don, is this kinda sorta what your beloved feline domesticus is gifting you ? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
Don, is this kinda sorta what your beloved feline domesticus is gifting you ? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]This may have been the icing on the cake for this thread and me. That is not what I wanted to see this early in the morning. [smiley=shocked2.gif] [smiley=sick.gif] [smiley=sick2.gif]
Don, is this kinda sorta what your beloved feline domesticus is gifting you ? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
Or is it more like this??
Blackjack, 14 and puking almost daily :-(
After close and careful study (during a morning snack of a breakfast burrito) I can say categorically that Lincoln's barf is never of the loose consistency as illustrated here:
(http://flhrsei.org/yabb2/Attachments/vomit.jpg)
Instead Lincoln's offeringings are of a color and consistency (oops, pardon for a second while a get another bite of burrito) are very much like this.
oooooh, yuck.
Cuervo, no longer with us but not forgotten
Don.....No doubt you're a confirmed sadist!
Don,
Is that a Whippet I see?
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Sad, isn't it?
JJ who was named for the Janis (man she can wail), who's got problems at the other end.
And Devil. She's just f'ed in the head, I suspect from repeated natural gas overdoses.
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Sad, isn't it?
Screamin' if you turn the heat on in the house the cat doesn't have to sleep on the stove ;D [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
Maybe,
thought you were doing the good things down in Mexico?
.....
(To everyone but Dood and Ernie, the moderator functions include a display of who is in a thread.
Ah hell Don, why didn't you let us mess w/their minds some. [smiley=evilgrin.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Ah hell Don, why didn't you let us mess w/their minds some. [smiley=evilgrin.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Clearly our minds need "messed" with.
[smiley=zroflmao.gif] [smiley=ROFLOL.gif] [smiley=zroflmao.gif] [smiley=ROFLOL.gif]Gonna be longggggg winter Gary. Lord only knows where we'll go. [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
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I don't think so Ernie.
One more of Farley. How crazy is that! SCAREY
Now that is nasty! I guess we all have had quite the day .
Tazzer, the creator of "chunks" w/ one of only two mice he's managed to catch in 10 years.
Ah hell Don, why didn't you let us mess w/their minds some. [smiley=evilgrin.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Screamin' if you turn the heat on in the house the cat doesn't have to sleep on the stove ;D [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
HE MAY USE THE STOVE FOR HEAT, BE CAREFUL [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
Let me think on this........ Well considering the title of this thread, and pictures of said title you might be on to something. [smiley=nervous.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
D00d,
Don't you think we're messed up enough?? [smiley=nixweiss.gif] ;D ;D ;D
Ed
Let me think on this........ Well considering the title of this thread, and pictures of said title you might be on to something. [smiley=nervous.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Let me think on this........ Well considering the title of this thread, and pictures of said title you might be on to something. [smiley=nervous.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Young d00d in his b00dist day, walking his pride................
Young d00d in his b00dist day, walking his pride................I don't think so. [smiley=nervous.gif]
Since its Xmas time, do any of you have this kind of problem with the pets?
Since its Xmas time, do any of you have this kind of problem with the pets?
Shug should meet Dizzy.
Bobbie on the V-ROD
Terrifying sight for sure. Ours generally like to get the tree on the floor and the wreak their havoc. The climbing thing is too much like work.
I'm a little worried that our new cat, 12 weeks old, is going to think the tree is another toy for him to play with. [smiley=nervous.gif]
Don,
I think it would be the same for my Abe and your Lincoln.
After 2 days with no posts, I was kind of hoping that the thread had died.
After 2 days with no posts, I was kind of hoping that the thread had died.
Guys, I can't imagine what our young male boxer actually would do but I think the tree is a time lapse of the event.
Don,
I think it would be the same for my Abe and your Lincoln.
That's a spitting image Ed.
twins from different mothers.
Guys, I can't imagine what our young male boxer actually would do but I think the tree is a time lapse of the event.
SO cute!
After 2 days with no posts, I was kind of hoping that the thread had died.
That's a spitting image Ed.
Just to get this back in front of Ernie........d00d......et al;
Roger I thought you did your Christmnas shopping at BJ's? ;D Isn't there a really strange place to shop is Seattle? I can't remember the name, McFee's maybe? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
Ed [smiley=pepper.gif]
Roger here's the place, if you haven't been there yet, well lets just say the sell a lot of interesting stuff! Don will love this store! [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
Ed [smiley=pepper.gif]
http://www.mcphee.com/store/index.html
Never heard of it, may need to get supplies for the Nelson GTG there.
Rog,
You won't be disappointed, the place is really interesting! Let us know if you head down there. Pickup a fried [highlight][size=14]geoduck[/size][/highlight] while you're in the city! [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
Ed [smiley=pepper.gif]
I suppose I could Google it but hearing it here's got to be a lot more fun. geoduck???
It's a big assed clam.
elephant's tool in a funky taco.
Last night eating dinner solo, left greasy pan out in kitchen...here the telltail clinking of silverware...find tongue tracks in pan.
Track down cat who at that point was off the counter...locked him in bathroom for 30 minutes.
Maybe there is a good reason you and Anne never had kids.
Last night eating dinner solo, left greasy pan out in kitchen...here the telltail clinking of silverware...find tongue tracks in pan.
Track down cat who at that point was off the counter...locked him in bathroom for 30 minutes.
I refuse to have my 501st be about Cat Vomit.
Congrats, that could be a record.
Thanks Rog. It really doesn't matter. I'm just enjoying myself and learning here.[highlight] If I joined post delivery, it would have never happened this quick[/highlight].
That is an advantage to pre-delivery membership, it is also winter which adds to posting.
Damn cat vomited three times...and Anne has been in New Jersey so no pretending to be asleep!Seems like some payback going on there. ;D
/Bill
...one hairball coming up....
Damn cat vomited three times...and Anne has been in New Jersey so no pretending to be asleep!
/Bill
I guess it is always better to have a puking cat that is healthy, than the alternative.
We had to put our cat down today.
I guess it is always better to have a puking cat that is healthy, than the alternative.
We had to put our cat down today.
Roger,
Sorry to hear this. :'( Pets become a part of the family and it's not easy to make the decision you did today.
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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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I guess it is always better to have a puking cat that is healthy, than the alternative.
We had to put our cat down today.
This thread just won't die!
I got to clean up some yesterday... :(
Roger,
Brisco extends his sympathies [smiley=angel.gif]
And I'm sure Lincoln will hock one up very soon to show her sympathies as well.
Bill and Don, you guys are the best (well your cats are).
I doubt if we will be getting another little one.
A couple of Boxers certainly sound like a houseful.
As are the boxers, the kitty was an adopted cat that was hanging out in a warehouse that was owned by the folks Cindy worked for at the time.
I'm sure there will be no shortage of production if the need arises as you point out.
As are the boxers, the kitty was an adopted cat that was hanging out in a warehouse that was owned by the folks Cindy worked for at the time.
I'm sure there will be no shortage of production if the need arises as you point out.
A couple of Boxers certainly sound like a houseful.
.....Awww!!! That was bad. :o But I like it. ;) [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
I wonder if 2Ln was a ...............never mind (but he does fantasize about breeding an awful lot it seems. ::)
Awww!!! That was bad. :o But I like it. ;) [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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Rog...sorry to hear about your loss...it's hard to do, but necessary.
Got any crackers?
Yummy...just in time for lunch, too!
Terry, you know it is funny sometimes the stuff you notice when you get the macro lens and choose to get in real close that you'd just never really paid any attention to before.
you shoulda used a tripod though, your depth of field is off a bit, and I'd like to see all the colors, man...
Just took another look before going to get my smoothie...did you Broil that before taking the shot...nice and toasted looking on top.
.You need help!!!!!! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
Oh now we are going to analyze the photo and determine ways to get better cat vomit pictures. [smiley=vrolijk27.gif] :o ::) :D
Bananna Smoothie, anyone?
Yeah, Don...the macro forces you to see things you might otherwise take for granted....like the colors in those bubbles...you shoulda used a tripod though, your depth of field is off a bit, and I'd like to see all the colors, man...
Yummy...just in time for lunch, too!
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Don, you should be back on probation for this one :P
I'm so sick of seeing this dumbass thread come up, he should be on lifetime probation for starting it and two more life sentences for perpetuating it. :-X
B B
Only Don could start a 23 page thread on cat puke!
I'm so sick of seeing this dumbass thread [highlight]come up[/highlight], he should be on lifetime probation for starting it and two more life sentences for perpetuating it.
Don, you should be back on probation for this one :P
I'm so sick of seeing this dumbass thread come up, he should be on lifetime probation for starting it and two more life sentences for perpetuating it.
So why is Dons cat vomiting anyway [smiley=confused5.gif] ;D
I'm so sick of seeing this dumbass thread come up, he should be on lifetime probation for starting it and two more life sentences for perpetuating it.
I'm so sick of seeing this dumbass thread come up, he should be on lifetime probation for starting it and two more life sentences for perpetuating it.
Got to agree with you Big B, 24 pages on cat vomit is making me think I'm not quite as strange as I originally thought, since there are obviously [highlight]several folks around here just a little stranger[/highlight]. [smiley=wacky.gif]
[smiley=idea.gif] BTW, now that we've beaten the cat puke thing to death, how about starting a new thread on dog poop? That one I could contribute to.
Jerry
[smiley=idea.gif] BTW, now that we've beaten the cat puke thing to death, how about starting a new thread on dog poop?
Define perpetuate...is that what you just did or what I am doing now?
how about starting a new thread on dog poop?
Got to agree with you Big B, 24 pages on cat vomit is making me think I'm not quite as strange as I originally thought, since there are obviously several folks around here just a little stranger. [smiley=wacky.gif]
[smiley=idea.gif] BTW, now that we've beaten the cat puke thing to death, [highlight]how about starting a new thread on dog poop[/highlight]?
Got to agree with you Big B, 24 pages on cat vomit is making me think I'm not quite as strange as I originally thought, since there are obviously several folks around here just a little stranger. [smiley=wacky.gif]
[Jerry
I can contribute to the dog poop thread...the terrier loves to eat the seed hulls that the bird throws out of the cage....they don't digest well...are you SURE you want pictures?
are you SURE you want pictures?[smiley=worthless.gif] [smiley=worthless.gif]
Oh man!
Oh man!
Henry, since you've decided to become more active on this site, you need to keep a camera on hand at all times.
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Henry, since you've decided to become more active on this site, you need to keep a camera on hand at all times.
WARNING:
Henry ... I think I'm thinking about now "be careful what you wish for" ...
P.S.
Mmmmmmmmmm....and we just got through with Mexican
Uh..........OK!
[size=16]YES!!!!![/size]
Poor Annie Bea
Speaking of cat vomit......oh, I guess nobody was for a couple days.
Most likely since 2Ln is absent without leave.
He's doing fine.
Got some great looking pooches there bagger...
Barry
Just so Springer doesn't feel left out.
He's doing fine.
Here's a treat from Christmas Eve, is it a pile or just a mess?
Here's a treat from Christmas Eve, is it a pile or just a mess?
[smiley=vrolijk27.gif] Now I know why I don't have pets. [smiley=pumpkin.gif]
Ride Safe,Fired00d [smiley=fireman.gif]
The rest of it still looks pretty appetizing, but what's the pink stuff?
who gave the critter bubblegum? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
The pink stuff looks like that stuff people make which is like a cross of Jello, PeptoBismol, with some chunky chit thrown in for making it chewy and not just something you suck between your teeth.
HERE WE GO ;DWhere we goin'? Where we goin'? Where we goin'? Where we goin'? Where we goin'?
[smiley=vrolijk27.gif] Now I know why I don't have pets.
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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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Yea, but if they make a mess on the floor then I have to bend down and clean it up. [smiley=nixweiss.gif] I think I'll just be real careful, and not get any pets. ;)
GARY YOU MAY WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT AFTER YOUR SURGERY IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR , JUST CALL THE DOG, SO YOU WONT HAVE TO BEND OVER AND CLEAN IT UP [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
[highlight]OK, it wasn't an actual hurl[/highlight], but when my bro' in law dumped his prime rib and broke his plate on the living room floor my sister said oh crap it looks like Max (cocka-poo) hurled.
My immediate reaction was take a picture and email it to me, without even seeing it.
So it is a pile of taters and onions baked, jello/mashmallow/pineapple, and a piece of meat.
Does look nasty on the carpet though.
Damn i totally missed the whole thing.I must add my input just not to loose this valuable thread into history.So here it goes:
I dont have a cat but my dog pukes every now and then.I dont like it.When its outdoors i dont care.That little ba@stard eats everything in sight than he pukes here and there.But i still love my dog so much.Not exactly a cat maybe but i atleast got the other half of the topic right.I mean the half about the vomit.Sorry no pics handy. [smiley=drink.gif]
Altugo-
One half on topic is more than good enough for most, but certainly for this, threads. No pics are necessary although they've proven very useful in dissecting and diagnosing the various gastronomic maladies that have been discussed. Happy New Year.
I imagine they like the warmth of the seats.
And his sense of smell ::)
he now works at the Pentagon. [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
God Help Us!
Someone mentioned the dogs going out and eating whatever from the yard, mostly grass I imagine, too lazy to get off the porch but I zoomed in on a fresh charge here.
Alright which one of you did that.
Not me, not me, not me.................................
Alright which one of you did that.
Not me, not me, not me.................................
The white girl looks like she is up to something.
She is my son's dog and visits regularly.
Potty training well-learned!
Someone mentioned the dogs going out and eating whatever from the yard, mostly grass I imagine, too lazy to get off the porch but I zoomed in on a fresh charge here.
Most excellant, I wonder if B B has checked in lately, he s staying awfully quiet.
WHAT IS IT [smiley=nixweiss.gif]
Potty training well-learned!
Okay I need help who is the expert on getting cat puke out of carpet?
I have a [highlight][size=14]Sisal floor [/size][/highlight]in our bedroom and it seems to be our cats favorite place to puke. I jump out of bed going airbourne 1,2 ,3 am seem like that is the best time for him also but I never seem to get him before he pukes I clean it right up but seems to leave a little spot .
What's that???
What's that???
Sisal is like seagrass woven like a mat but on the whole floor
The problem usually is that the spot you just mopped up or used some cleaner on becomes cleaner than the rest and then stands out.
I use a Woolite spray foam carpet/upholstery cleaner and it works well on seemingly all types of cloth furniture and carpet.
A grass floor?
I will try that it is a very nice looking floor but hard to take care of.
What a site; googled sisal and ended up w/ a whole industry I didn't even know existed. Anyway, from a "sisal" site they recomend;
Fresh Stains or Spills: These are easiest to remove while still moist. Immediately remove by blotting liquids with a white cloth and scraping up solids. If necessary, follow by dabbing with a white cloth dampened with club soda. Dry immediately with a hairdryer or fan.
Is your's, per chance a wool blend?
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http://www.sisalrugs.com/catlitterboxmat.aspx
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The average cat should be about 14 pounds and eat 1/4 cup of dry food per day.
HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!
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HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!
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I know this topic is about cat and dog vomit but hopefully my experience may help you with this problem. my piranhas use to puke every time I fed them, and I could not figure out what the hell was wrong with them. they made quite a mess in the tank and it took several hours to clean it all up, until I figured out that I should skin the fur off the cats before I tossed them in.
Wow, just realized this thread has included dog puke. That ought to drag this thing into a MV length thread. ;D It also got me to remembering a horrific encounter I had with dog puke. I use to have that fake puke that I use to have a lot of fun with at party's. Wet er down and throw it on the carpet, make a puke sound and watch the look on your buddy's wife as she can't believe you just puked on her new carpet. Priceless! ;D
I was working nights and on Fridays same group of us would get together for some beer, pool, and some card games. One evening as I came into the house I hear everyone screaming and laughing. I come around to the den and see someone got my fake puke. They were telling me to get away, that my wife's dog puked. Yeah right! I was determined I was set up with my own puke gag so I was going to spoil there fun by picking it up and put it in my mouth. As I was getting closer the girls were screamin and the guys were laughing. I reached down to pick it up and thank God my senses kicked in before I put it in my mouth. It was warm, fresh, dog puke! Yet another reminder of why I don't drink anymore!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
All this talk has reminded me of the Mushroom Pizza Puke found many years ago on the hallway in the dorm on a Sunday Morning....barely chewed...those freshman days...
...not mine BTW, I was on my way to church...remember it was a Sunday Morning...
/Bill
Oh chit!!!!! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
30 fricken pages of all this talk has driven me back into a drug crazed binge, staying up all hours of the night trying to read them all.
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30 fricken pages of all this talk has driven me back into a drug crazed binge, staying up all hours of the night trying to read them all.
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HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!
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Do we have to use the entire sheet when using the [smiley=puke.gif] smiley
HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!
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Looks like you have 66 piles of puke [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
[highlight]Just thinkin' of that makes me wanna [smiley=puke.gif][/highlight]
DONT LET THE WIFEY SEE THIS, BUT............... [smiley=worthless.gif]
Looks like you have 66 piles of puke [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
Just thinkin' of that makes me wanna [smiley=puke.gif]
Wasn't that a song Grover.......66 piles of puke on the wall, 66 piles of puke, take one down.....
pass it ah geez, that's just wrong.
Shug threw up a LOT last night ... so much that the lens on Terry's new camera couldn't get it all in a picture.
Shug threw up a LOT last night ... so much that the lens on Terry's new camera couldn't get it all in a picture.
The real question is, who got stuck picking it up! ;)
Ed [smiley=pepper.gif]
We have a policy in our house....I don't do puke.
Don't know what was up with Shug...he never pukes, but that one made up for it...really chunky, with undigested pieces of his rawhide chewy he gets every evening in it.
Here's one possible solution...
Good to see that everyone's pets have evidently stopped emitting offending chunks with no posts for a week.
Good to see that everyone's pets have evidently stopped emitting offending chunks with no posts for a week.
Good to see that everyone's pets have evidently stopped emitting offending chunks with no posts for a week.See what you started. You had to bring this back to life didn't you. :P ;D BTW - Hope you had a good time in Vegas. :2vrolijk_21:
Excellant, the drain continues.I love this thread................as long as my Boxers aren't hurling. :apple:
Good to see that everyone's pets have evidently stopped emitting offending chunks with no posts for a week.
With the Harley strike i am afraid this will be the main discussion here for a while lol :drink:
With the Harley strike i am afraid this will be the main discussion here for a while lol :drink:
I've been so busy at work lately that I have gotten behind reading. Imagine my excitement that this thread is still alive. :apple:
Shug and Nell haven't barfed lately, but I can't say the same for TC, bless his heart. We've been passing the stomach virus back and forth...should we start a thread on that???
That's ok Diva. This thread is compassionate and inclusive. Tell Terry he can barf here anytime he feels like it.
The last major event (I hope) was projectile spaghetti...it was a lovely, contrasting color against the white porcelain and yellow floor tile... :puke:
ooohhh, I've done spaghetti. It's the worst man. The color scheme may be entertaining and intriguing. But if it's still in the early stages of digestion those long strings coming back the wrong direction just feel wrong in so many way. I'll take smaller chunks rather than barfing up a rope any day man!
Makes an interesting Mosaic on the back of the toilet lid though...very 3 dimensional
Sorry we didn't get pix...it was 3 a.m. and TC was kind enough not to wake me. Somehow I think taking pix was the last thing on his mind. ;D
Mmmmm, verrry Interesting.
This probably is the longest going on thread here i love this thread very informative indeed. :drink:
I had an insight, War Dept's. cats continue their hurls despite the best that Veternary medicine can do. Half considered http://www.sonyafitzpatrick.com/products.aspx?cid=12 and soundly bawled myself out for such thoughts. I really need summer to get here. :drink:
I had an insight, War Dept's. cats continue their hurls despite the best that Veternary medicine can do. Half considered http://www.sonyafitzpatrick.com/products.aspx?cid=12 and soundly bawled myself out for such thoughts. I really need summer to get here. :drink:
Go ahead....make my day................
I was wondering how long it would be before the "gun" pic was pulled.
some mod must've been a "cat person"
Don, I'm sure it was the cat :bananarock: Maybe the gun? Oh, possibly the caption :oops:
No way, not the cat Rog. I peered deeped in to its eyes in that picture. There was evil there. Demon seed. It deserved what was coming :rifle: !
I 'tis the Demon alright, but not the one ye spake off, 'tis in fact the Demon RUM..........(http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11226.0;attach=22230;image)
Aye matie, 'tis the Captain.
(do we get residuals after this whenever one of their dumb commercials are aired :nixweiss: ?)
Don, I'm sure it was the cat :bananarock: Maybe the gun? Oh, possibly the caption :oops:
No way, not the cat Rog. I peered deeped in to its eyes in that picture. There was evil there. Demon seed. It deserved what was coming :rifle: !
per, Dood it was the F*** word, so with that in mind lets see if this holds
Doh:confused5: People have uses the word here all the time, they even have a smiley to boot so.................
:confused5: People have uses the word here all the time, they even have a smiley to boot so.................
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:confused5: People have uses the word here all the time, they even have a smiley to boot so.................I beg to differ, the word is not used all the time. When I see it used it will be edited. I gave you the respect of sending you a PM explaining why. If you have a problem w/it being deleted why don't you send me a PM back. This doesn't need to be discussed in open forum, and anymore discussion of it my result in more deletions. Thanks.
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:dier_21::rifle: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
I beg to differ, the word is not used all the time. When I see it used it will be edited. I gave you the respect of sending you a PM explaining why. If you have a problem w/it being deleted why don't you send me a PM back. This doesn't need to be discussed in open forum, and anymore discussion of it my result in more deletions. Thanks.
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
No big thing Dood. Just doing you're job. Hope I didn't go on DSP :o.
No big thing Dood. Just doing you're job. Hope I didn't go on DSP :o.Nope, you're fine.
It' been a long cold winter :coolblue:
No poop!
Very nice, that'll keep you off DSP.
Actually the cold winter is good for poop scoopin', lots easier to scoop it when it's frozen. ;D :huepfenlol2:
I do the golf / lacrosse thing and give it a fling. Beats the heck out of bagging it. ;)
Shug just puked a pile, oh about a foot wide and 6" high ... sorry no pix ... I had to go outside for air.
Diva, I forgot; was Shug one of the dogs or your pet name for TC?
This is the second time this week...it's nice to know you're loved ;)
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Shug just puked a pile, oh about a foot wide and 6" high ... sorry no pix ... I had to go outside for air.
Lucky kitty......or maybe Ti_ _ ie Kitty
We've been puke free around here since the last time I posted a picture of one of Annie Bea's creations. We've learned our lesson with steak bones. The CVO Boxers look so dejected when we throw out the bones. Good thing the trash can is in the garage.
Bones: Definitely the precurser to a loarge pile of goo :2vrolijk_21:
We've been puke free around here since the last time I posted a picture of one of Annie Bea's creations. We've learned our lesson with steak bones. The CVO Boxers look so dejected when we throw out the bones. Good thing the trash can is in the garage.
What an interesting thread. I only read page 37.
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good grief, just saw the word "catheter" and my legs involuntarily crossed all on their own :nervous:
good grief, just saw the word "catheter" and my legs involuntarily crossed all on their own :nervous:That reminds me of my first night in the hospital after hip surgery. I would have sworn the nurse I had that night was Shultz (from Hogan Hero's) twin sister. She came in sometime in the middle of the night asking had I passed any water with this look in her eyes that I knew exactly what was her plan of action. I immediately told her to bring me water (two pitchers). It wasn't long before I was able to produce something to keep her hands off me. Talking about a scare. I don't know what I was more scared of.... the catheter or the nurse that was going to put it in. :nervous:
That reminds me of my first night in the hospital after hip surgery. I would have sworn the nurse I had that night was Shultz (from Hogan Hero's) twin sister. She came in sometime in the middle of the night asking had I passed any water with this look in her eyes that I knew exactly what was her plan of action. I immediately told her to bring me water (two pitchers). It wasn't long before I was able to produce something to keep her hands off me. Talking about a scare. I don't know what I was more scared of.... the catheter or the nurse that was going to put it in. :nervous:
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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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Ok, the following may fall in to the TMI category, but what the hell.
Early in grad school for a while I was dating a girl that was an RN grad student in the nursing department (or biomedical sciences or whatever the hell academic department it was that nurses got degreed out of). For awhile she was complaining that they couldn't get volunteers to be catheterized to show students how to do it. She explained that the volunteer got like 20 bucks or some other small amount and stood behind a wall with just the important bits sticking through to avoid embarassment to both the volunteer and the class.
I didn't know any better. So I figured it'd be fun to be the anonymous willy behind the wall and whisper stupid stuff to her while she was in front of the class and no one else would be able to hear. Trouble was there wasn't any wall. And I still didn't have enough sense to keep my mouth shut. She got a little flustered during the whole demonstration. "Hope and poke" was the only accurate description of what she ended up demonstrating that day. I peed red for a week.
...... "Hope and poke" was the only accurate description of what she ended up demonstrating that day. I peed red for a week.Oh Chit!!!! :o I don't think I'll be able to pass water for a week now.
I cringed AND crossed my legs after I read that.
So far, this is the only board I have posted on that has a thread dedicated to the topic of cat vomit and dog puke.
And I just discovered it today.
Had I discovered it a couple of weeks back, I would not have discovered it today. Time is funny like that.
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So far, this is the only board I have posted on that has a thread dedicated to the topic of cat vomit and dog puke.
And I just discovered it today.
Had I discovered it a couple of weeks back, I would not have discovered it today. Time is funny like that.
:drink:
I discovered this thread the day it started, and I vowed right then and there that I would never post on this thread, and I still stand by that vow ...
Oh Crap!!! :oops:
I discovered this thread the day it started, and I vowed right then and there that I would never post on this thread, and I still stand by that vow ...
Oh Crap!!! :oops:
That does it. I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back please hold me until I get here.
Ghost, that reminded me of when I was lurking here and not posting here. Now I am posting and not lurking here.
If I were posting and lurking I would not be not posting and since I would be posting I would not be lurking either.
So therefore I wouldn't be posting or lurking even though I was lurking and posting.
if that made any sense to you, i suggest seeking immediate medical help. Non-catheter variety.
That does it. I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back please hold me until I get here.
Lucky me, it made no sense. I was worried there for a second. I was afraid this was going to be one of those Cialis seek immediate medical attention if erection lasts more than 4 hours, kinda things... :oops: I'm probably going to get in trouble for that one.
Don, is there some sort of penalty box I serve my secret probation in?
Dude, I'm your friend and all, and I know your messed up (in a good way) but I not "holding you"
This thread is one of the better threads ever and I suppose at some point I could go back and read the preceding 36 pages, since I started at page 37 and the mesmerizing effect of the subject took over. Or it could have been the Newcastle.
The thread has the potential to reach 100 pages and beyond, but only if we are eternally vigilent, and pets continue to eat barfable items. The latter is a given........
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you know, with what they are finding in pet food these days its no wonder your pets ar hurling :puke:
Sad and true.
We have no pets currently but the wife is searching for a small yippy dog. :(
We saw a "yapper chitter" on the tube last night and I told the wife if ever I suggest one for her to shoot me. Man I can't stand yippy, JMO.
I raised bird dogs for years. Had a britany pass last year that I dearly loved don't hunt much anymore due to a bike riding habit.
She would like a small dog of some type and most of them tend to be yippy. Not my idea. She refuses to consider a pet monkey, so whaddayagonnado?
My manager has a mini-dachshund, neat little guy and not yappy or yippy, may just be his but there is a lot to be said for non-shedding, non-yippy dogs. Oh well, we'd love just as much as the big one's I'm sure. At least there'd be less shovelling with a small dog.
I have been dead set against a new dog for almost a year. She has been adamant that we get a new dog for about the same amount of time. Non shedding would be good. Stuffed dog would be better.
Wimmens tend to get their way eventually or the whining increases to Lucy Ricardo level. I might offer a chrome trade off amount to her since my OCD is rearing it's head again. :nixweiss:
Just to keep this thread on topic this is what the office cats left at the back door.
Kennels around here are plentiful and after checking them out, some are really good and the staff kind, considerate and compassionate. So going out of town is not impossible, just gotta plan ahead. But it does get pricey. When we went to MV last fall, the kennel bill was larger that the entire trip bill for two was.
But then the dogs get older. We have an antique dog (18 years old) that just won't go. She now has to be carried outside four times a day and helped to walk to the spot she chooses to do business. She cannot get up or stand up on her own. The vet says no more kennels stays for her. We don't know anyone well enough to ask them to house/dog sit, so overnight trips for two are out of the question. At some point, we will have to make the decision for her, as the vet says that her heart, kidneys and liver are all excellent, it may be a long time before her body gives up. She is not unhappy, mostly sleeps, still likes to eat and get treats. But............... I never want to have to do this again. We still have a five year old, so will have to at some point, but I don't think I want to get any "new" animals. I think it would be better for us to just have us to worry about.
This thread is one of the better threads ever and I suppose at some point I could go back and read the preceding 36 pages, since I started at page 37 and the mesmerizing effect of the subject took over. Or it could have been the Newcastle.
The thread has the potential to reach 100 pages and beyond, but only if we are eternally vigilent, and pets continue to eat barfable items. The latter is a given........
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You must start at the beginning of the thread and read all the way through. ;D
Damn.
Dammit.
I suppose checking at the college book store for the Clif Notes version would be futile, Diva? I will check the Dog Puke section just to be sure.
I read through all the threads here on the SEULTA, common CVO bike stuff, pipes, tuners, cams, riding gear including more info on helmets and headsets than I hopefully will ever need but ya never know, wax and cleaners, handlebars, tourpack lights, LEDs, and etc., etc. etc. & etc. My credit card broke in half from over use and then I installed a water jacket on the new one since it was overheating anytime I was near anything bike related. Currently considering doing a search here for "espresso makers with automatic variable speed swizzle sticks for '00 and later model HDs with & without fairings color coded to match with paint schemes by Pecko the Wonder Chicken/Painter par excellance." After I read through the 100's of pages on that topic (thousands??), I promise to read the first 36 pages of this topic, unless Pecko objects. :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
Very good. You're catchin on.
Damn.
Dammit.
I suppose checking at the college book store for the Clif Notes version would be futile, Diva? I will check the Dog Puke section just to be sure.
I read through all the threads here on the SEULTA, common CVO bike stuff, pipes, tuners, cams, riding gear including more info on helmets and headsets than I hopefully will ever need but ya never know, wax and cleaners, handlebars, tourpack lights, LEDs, and etc., etc. etc. & etc. My credit card broke in half from over use and then I installed a water jacket on the new one since it was overheating anytime I was near anything bike related. Currently considering doing a search here for "espresso makers with automatic variable speed swizzle sticks for '00 and later model HDs with & without fairings color coded to match with paint schemes by Pecko the Wonder Chicken/Painter par excellance." After I read through the 100's of pages on that topic (thousands??), I promise to read the first 36 pages of this topic, unless Pecko objects. :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
Cliff notes would not be as much fun as reading the whole thread. ;D Hard to believe how many folks have spent so many hours posting and/or reading about puke, but God it is hard to resist. :D It's a really good rainy day thing to do.
Do nice juicy hairballs count?Most definitely, having lost both of our cats to old age, this is one of the things I don't miss about not having them around.
(For those of you reading in Recent Posts, nice image attached for you viewing pleasure.)
:oops: ol' Miss Annie got too much in a hurry this AM and lost her breakfast, double your pleasure, double..................
Cindy says it's just wrong to take pics of this, but I just had to for WFP
YES ROGER ... THIS IS WRONG. AND IS ONE OF THOSE PUKE PILES OLDER THAN THE OTHER. :nixweiss: LOOKS MOLDY, MAYBE A DIFFERENT BATCH. :huepfenlol2:
You have a keen eye one is about 10 seconds older than the other. The dry (whitish) one was first.
Interesting.
The first looks much different than the second.
Different levels of digestion perhaps?
Excellent photographic artistry, BTW, Rjob.
There goes my 666 th post here to this most enlighting topic.There wouldnt be a better place to post than here. :pumpkin:
Rain? It still rains somewhere? Not here. We are in a drought and 57 out of 67 counties have fires. Plus it's smoky.
All in all, I would rather read about animals regurgitating. Especially if it would RAIN!
Instead of starting a new thread titled "Bird Barf", I include this oferring in the CV & DP thread:
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:oops: ol' Miss Annie got too much in a hurry this AM and lost her breakfast, double your pleasure, double..................
Cindy says it's just wrong to take pics of this, but I just had to for WFP
There you have it, Mike...if you will note, the first pile with the white flem mixed in with the kibble is almost whole, indicating it was eaten last, and puked first...the other pile is actually two toned...a bit of the other first, then a second heave, and the other portion of the meal comes up from the depths of the stomach, complete with the nice yellow/green color, and more liquid.... ;D Rog, as always, did an excellent job capturing the color/light of this particular hurl. :2vrolijk_21:
We haven't had much rain either.DIVA YOU GET A 2-4-1 BONOUS WHEN YOU "SPLAT" THESE BUGGERS. ALMOST AS FUN AS HITTING LIGHTING BUGS. ;D
My daughter in Tampa said the lovebugs are out in droves. Do they puke or just go splat on the windshield?
DIVA YOU GET A 2-4-1 BONOUS WHEN YOU "SPLAT" THESE BUGGERS. ALMOST AS FUN AS HITTING LIGHTING BUGS. ;D
DAVE
There you have it, Mike...if you will note, the first pile with the white flem mixed in with the kibble is almost whole, indicating it was eaten last, and puked first...the other pile is actually two toned...a bit of the other first, then a second heave, and the other portion of the meal comes up from the depths of the stomach, complete with the nice yellow/green color, and more liquid.... ;D Rog, as always, did an excellent job capturing the color/light of this particular hurl. :2vrolijk_21:
There you have it, Mike...if you will note, the first pile with the white flem mixed in with the kibble is almost whole, indicating it was eaten last, and puked first...the other pile is actually two toned...a bit of the other first, then a second heave, and the other portion of the meal comes up from the depths of the stomach, complete with the nice yellow/green color, and more liquid.... ;D Rog, as always, did an excellent job capturing the color/light of this particular hurl. :2vrolijk_21:
We haven't had much rain either.
My daughter in Tampa said the lovebugs are out in droves. Do they puke or just go splat on the windshield?
Yes Suzanne the love bugs are out. Back home we called them hookemup bugs, for the obvious reason.
The Jester was splatted yesterday with a few dozen after a relatively short ride - about 100 miles
Love bug puke and or splat depending upon perspective:
It appears your neighborhood does not have the latest weapon of defense in the love bug wars.
We equip your pets with our secret double whammy spray collar and your pets become the frist line of defense against the bugs.
Order today, $149.95 with a 12 oz. supply, good for one hosing.
Certainly impressive and I bet lots of people have been hosed by this double whammy spray collar.
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We sometimes use the old fashioned frog dog bug catchers bred especially with sticky tongues. Slow and ineffective, but (and its even on topic) it inevitably leads to:
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Terry - One of the better non bike photos ever posted on this board, for content.
If we ever decide to create a Cat Vomit and Dog Puke Calendar, I nominate Roger's pic.
Someday with eternal vigilence I might approach the bottom rung of the artistic ladder of the fine art of animal barf pics. Until then, I shall merely be a spectator to the photographic renderings of the stomach contents of their lives. ;D
Yes Suzanne the love bugs are out. Back home we called them hookemup bugs, for the obvious reason.
The Jester was splatted yesterday with a few dozen after a relatively short ride - about 100 miles
As best I can tell, their stomach contents exit through their brains and possibly out their eyes, so in a way that could be considered a puke.
An executive decision may be indicated here to determine the puke factor vs the splattage factor.
Artistic rendering of the Texas version of the dreaded love bugs.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Love bug puke and or splat depending upon perspective:
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Artists, you got to love them. :-*
True artistic talent is a wonder to behold.
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This fell back pretty far. Try listnening to this. http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.htm ;D Hoist! 8)
I was hoping that this thread was dead!!! That picture is just wrong! :huepfenjump3:
I was hoping that this thread was dead!!! That picture is just wrong! :huepfenjump3:
Pic is right on the money except a microwave might be more appropriate. Got home tonight to several cat spots, streaks actually, (diarrea) around the living room and kitchen and another one covering up a fresh pile in the computer room. Wife's out of town. She can either come home tomorrow to say good bye to them or stay away another night and attend her own private memorial service.
Tonight I am having Chinese. Thanks Hoist!
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Pic is right on the money except a microwave might be more appropriate. Got home tonight to several cat spots, streaks actually, (diarrea) around the living room and kitchen and another one covering up a fresh pile in the computer room. Wife's out of town. She can either come home tomorrow to say good bye to them or stay away another night and attend her own private memorial service.
ISKI
Mama Helen says your a sick man and says she'll put you in that pan if you turn on the burner. :o ;D
This fell back pretty far. Try listnening to this. http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.htm ;D Hoist! 8)
This thread will never die. If there was a vote for best non-bike thread on CVOHarley, this thread would win, hands down.
That picture is wrong, which makes it just right for this thread.
The wife got a small dog, non yippy variety, from a local pound, so someday I shall post pics of its digestive offerings. Very likely duing toad breeding season. :cucumber: :jalapeno: :pepper:
I agree iski. This has to be one of the greatest diversions on this site. Fortunately, we seem to have risen above Boxer puke challenges in our home....for the time being. In the past, Annie Bea has been known to produce some very colorful hurl.
Reggab, Boxers are known for their colorful hurl patterns among other things.
Our new addition, a supposed beagle/something or other cross, as my wife was told anyway, is not prone to hurling yet. She is about 3, rescued from the pound & appears to be a bit Jack Russelish (nobody will ever know but we love her regardless). So far has not consumed anything that can be contributed to this post. I figure she will given time. I did not want a new dog (still miss my beloved Britany) but the wife did, so there ya go.
Anyone know other than spite why my dogs seem to always run to the carpet or the bed when they have to hurl. Most of my house other than the bedrooms is hardwood or tile yet each and every time the dogs must hurl / or have an upset stomach they do it on the carpet /grrrrr.
The fabrics hold the scents that make the animal more comfortable. He's yakking in his comfort zone :huepfenlol2: .
Or, he's just doing it because he knows it will piss you off... :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: Dogs don't do that as much as cats though...cat's do things like hurl the hairball up on the kitchen table, or take a chit in the tub... ;D
Or in your frakking right show you left in the middle of the living room during the middle of the night so when you get up in a hurry the next morning and quickly shove your foot in it suddenly goes "squish." :-[
If you've never had the pleasure of listening to a cat trying to cover up chit in a porcelin tub, you don't know what you're missing...especially at two in the morning.
Or, an even better one....had a black furry spread on a waterbed back in my more hedonistic/bohemian days. Had a black Persian cat who was just an evil SOB. Had a young lady over one night, and about the time I laid her down on the black furry spread, we both smelled it. It was all over her left shoulder blade.
THAT will NOT get you laid....
Hey Mike...we want to see some pics of that new member of the family. If it's got Terrier in it, it'll catch some critter out in the yard and you'll have the privilege of viewing the parts that wouldn't stay down... :2vrolijk_21: Rescueing this little guy was a good thing your wife did...
Hi Terry - My wife was lonesome for a new dog, so now we have Sophie. There are so many dogs at the shelters, we figured it was better to adopt one than get a new pup. Plus she is housebroken. I'll pass along your kind words.
No pics yet - will get one posted. first day home, she puked. Of course I was not at home to record the beleesed event for all posterity. She sometimes eats grass in the yard and pukes it with great horking sounds. I will try to get one of those - glad Hoist revived the thread.
This is not Sophie but it looks like her if she was a dog swinger:
Very good thing your wife did, Mike. Both of you are commendable. Thanks for saving a life. :2vrolijk_21:
Thanks. It was all her idea. I REALLY did not want another dog. As I recall, I was not at the pound when she found me, but there is a certain similarity, perhaps. ;D
Now THAT is some funny chit right there!!! Good one, Bro.
HML
Before I tell my story, please rest assured Annie Bea is fine. She never broke stride. Just scared the heck out of Mom and Dad! :nervous:
It has been super busy on the workfront for both Renea and me all week. Probably should have posted this last Sunday, but.........oh well......fug it.....here goes.........
Last Saturday Renea and I had just finished working in the yard. We were walking around the place admiring our handywork. Keep in mind I had ridden to Clarksville, TN/Herndon, KY and back earlier in the day, so it was just about dark at this time. Annie Bea and Springer were out with us. Renea and I were discussing plans for this fall as we admired the Impatiens, which are blossoming very well right now. OK, there's Springer..........peeing on the tree......no big deal........he does that all the time. Where's Annie Bea????????? I run off to the garage side, while Renea runs to the west side. I found Annie Bea in the grass by the garage side with her nose in a two day old application of fire ant killer.........just eating it up. I hollered for Renea......bad idea..........instant panic. So she's histerical now. I ran inside, grabbed some peroxide and a turkey baster and forced some peroxide down Annie Bea's throat. Instant YAK, YAK, and plenty more YAK. Foamy YAK...........all over the place. Renea is histerical. Called the emergency vet. We're on our way. I drove. Renea is in the back seat with Annie Bea. Annie Bea YAKs again. Renea cleans it up and throws the YAK out the rear window of the truck into the truck bed. See picture of week old Annie Bea YAK in the bed of my truck below. Anyway, Annie Bea is acting like........well..........Annie Bea. Never skipped a step. Vet examines her, looks up chemicals in the fire ant killer, says we did the right thing by inducing the YAK, and gives her some Toxiban with Sorbitol (activated charcoal). He advised us that she'd poop black poop for the next day or so, but she'd be fine. 1 hour and $108.80 later, we're on our way home...........satisfied that we were better off safe than sorry. Renea is much calmer at this point.
So, I have a buddy in Hazel Green, AL who has a melon just like mine. He and his wife and Renea and me rode up to Triple R BBQ in Scottsboro, AL this afternoon. Of course, I had to tell this story. Renea laughs about it now.........as do I, but it was very scary at the time.
Thanks Bro. I cleaned up pretty good, but she never quite got that collar & leash on me. ;D ;D ;D
Before I tell my story, please rest assured Annie Bea is fine. She never broke stride. Just scared the heck out of Mom and Dad! :nervous:
It has been super busy on the workfront for both Renea and me all week. Probably should have posted this last Sunday, but.........oh well......fug it.....here goes.........
Last Saturday Renea and I had just finished working in the yard. We were walking around the place admiring our handywork. Keep in mind I had ridden to Clarksville, TN/Herndon, KY and back earlier in the day, so it was just about dark at this time. Annie Bea and Springer were out with us. Renea and I were discussing plans for this fall as we admired the Impatiens, which are blossoming very well right now. OK, there's Springer..........peeing on the tree......no big deal........he does that all the time. Where's Annie Bea????????? I run off to the garage side, while Renea runs to the west side. I found Annie Bea in the grass by the garage side with her nose in a two day old application of fire ant killer.........just eating it up. I hollered for Renea......bad idea..........instant panic. So she's histerical now. I ran inside, grabbed some peroxide and a turkey baster and forced some peroxide down Annie Bea's throat. Instant YAK, YAK, and plenty more YAK. Foamy YAK...........all over the place. Renea is histerical. Called the emergency vet. We're on our way. I drove. Renea is in the back seat with Annie Bea. Annie Bea YAKs again. Renea cleans it up and throws the YAK out the rear window of the truck into the truck bed. See picture of week old Annie Bea YAK in the bed of my truck below. Anyway, Annie Bea is acting like........well..........Annie Bea. Never skipped a step. Vet examines her, looks up chemicals in the fire ant killer, says we did the right thing by inducing the YAK, and gives her some Toxiban with Sorbitol (activated charcoal). He advised us that she'd poop black poop for the next day or so, but she'd be fine. 1 hour and $108.80 later, we're on our way home...........satisfied that we were better off safe than sorry. Renea is much calmer at this point.
So, I have a buddy in Hazel Green, AL who has a melon just like mine. He and his wife and Renea and me rode up to Triple R BBQ in Scottsboro, AL this afternoon. Of course, I had to tell this story. Renea laughs about it now.........as do I, but it was very scary at the time.
I for you to tell me your secret..............this collar is killing me.................and she won't stop yankin' on the damn leash either! ;D ;D ;D
Very glad Aunt Bea is ok now. We keep some ipecap (spelling?) syrup around to induce yak in younguns or critters.
Our beagle/mutt had a brief seizure - I figure she got ahold of a toad or some plant. Wife took her to the vet for blood work - $160. Vet sez - your dog had a seizure. No idea why. I could told my wife that for mebbe $16........
Have been to the Triple R and it was very good BBQ as I recall.
When she calls, keep running the other direction. If she calls louder, run faster. Like my pointers used to do basically. Only drawback is when you come back home, the couch is nowhere near as comfortable as the bed. ;D ;D ;D
As to the leash yanking - decorum prevents the entire detailed description, but a few carefully placed licks here and there and she will forget all about that leash........... :2vrolijk_21:
Jeez Terry......that sucks. So...............did you? ;D
Had to scoop this one up with the barn shovel. Showed it to Karen she ran stright to the bathroom :puke:and wouldn't let me get a picture of hers. Damn the luck.
Would have been nice to post a double yak.
Nope....after getting the stinky cat chit off her, it kind of spoiled the moment. Cat chit on you will do that, you know...
Glad you don't have cats now. :P
Want one?? ;)
Chit don't tell Donna! :oEd:pepper:
H--- no!!!!!
Terry, I never had an incident quite like that. But had one of similar consequence. The current dog and her cat (Dizzy and Lincoln) enjoy chasing each other through the house. The cat also likes to hop out on top of the hot tub. It's a sunny place to set.
One evening as the dog and cat were wagon training through the house I have a friend over. We found our way to the hot tub and, of course, just before I hear the "splash" I think "oh man I hope the cat realizes the cover is open."
The friend suddenly had freaked out scratching cat beneath her. She got mammarily scratched and was not a happy camper. Unfortunately my first reaction was to think the whole thing was just funny as hell. So she was pissed and I was laughing my ass off. Soon I needed a bigger dog house than the dog or the cat.
Chit! I already have him in the box! all taped up and ready to go....air holes? what air holes?? He's waiting for the mailman to pick him up out on the porch, I told him he was heading for vacation in Bama. ::)
He's fast but I bet Shug can catch him. ;)
It's pretty amusing that you guys are trading sexcapade stories on the Cat vomit and Dog puke thread. :D :P
It's pretty amusing that you guys are trading sexcapade stories on the Cat vomit and Dog puke thread. :D :P
Oh no :o Shug would definitely catch him. :(
Take the cat out of the box. ;)
Too lazy to start a new thread :nixweiss: .
Anyone know other than spite why my dogs seem to always run to the carpet or the bed when they have to hurl. Most of my house other than the bedrooms is hardwood or tile yet each and every time the dogs must hurl / or have an upset stomach they do it on the carpet /grrrrr.
You mean "your" new cat?? Too late he's already on the porch and I can't mess with the mail. That would be just wrong...
Tonight is the first night w/ Sassy's 2 cats & Shelby all in the same household. Wish me luck.
Tonight is the first night w/ Sassy's 2 cats & Shelby all in the same household. Wish me luck.
Less chance for "splash"
It's Terry's address so it'll be Terry's cat. ;) Future comments about the cat shipment should be addressed to him. ;D
Just put them all in the same room. Whoever comes out in the morning gets to stay... :nervous:
They're all in there now & no blood yet.
Rooster, that's not yak that's art. It looks like a baby elephant. Trunk is sticking out image left. You can see both feet on the left/bottom side. And the body and tail are clearly recognizable. This isn't just cat ralf. This is divinely inspired cat hurl that should be shrink wrapped, preserved and sold on eBay for hundred and hundreds of dollars.I don't know if I'm as sick as you, or we both purchased from the same guy on a street corner way back when. But I do see a slight resemblance of what you are seeing. :nervous: :-[ :huepfenlol2:
Had to scoop this one up with the barn shovel. Showed it to Karen she ran stright to the bathroom :puke:and wouldn't let me get a picture of hers. Damn the luck.
Would have been nice to post a double yak.
Had to scoop this one up with the barn shovel. Showed it to Karen she ran stright to the bathroom :puke:and wouldn't let me get a picture of hers. Damn the luck.
Would have been nice to post a double yak.
Terry, I never had an incident quite like that. But had one of similar consequence. The current dog and her cat (Dizzy and Lincoln) enjoy chasing each other through the house. The cat also likes to hop out on top of the hot tub. It's a sunny place to set.
One evening as the dog and cat were wagon training through the house I have a friend over. We found our way to the hot tub and, of course, just before I hear the "splash" I think "oh man I hope the cat realizes the cover is open."
The friend suddenly had freaked out scratching cat beneath her. She got mammarily scratched and was not a happy camper. Unfortunately my first reaction was to think the whole thing was just funny as hell. So she was pissed and I was laughing my ass off. Soon I needed a bigger dog house than the dog or the cat.
I think we have that same carpet.
Always great to come home to this thread getting re-fired up. Thanks Don.
Would that be barfber carpet? ;D
I had been to the street corner when the cat chit episode occurred.... ;) I'm surprised I remember it. Funny, remember the cat, and the chit, but not the chick... :nixweiss:
Had some fun back then, but I sure am glad to have lived through it so I could meet Suzanne... :-*
That's okay, Terry LOVES cat's this one almost matches the color of the Ultra, he is gray and black.
I had been to the street corner when the cat chit episode occurred.... ;) I'm surprised I remember it. Funny, remember the cat, and the chit, but not the chick... :nixweiss:
Had some fun back then, but I sure am glad to have lived through it so I could meet Suzanne... :-*
I doubt it could live in the basement because it might scratch the gray and black paint on the Ultra and then Terry would be >:(
"AW" Factor: (on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most "AW") 9.8. Good Points there,Terry. :2vrolijk_21: YOUDAMAN! :2vrolijk_21:
I'd kill him myself if he did that! :o
I had been to the street corner when the cat chit episode occurred.... ;)
OK, call me a sickie, but I'm having withdrawals because there have been no recent posts on this thread! :(
It was a fair effort for a small-ish cat of the housebound variety.
OK, call me a sickie, but I'm having withdrawals because there have been no recent posts on this thread! :(
Uh........is Lincoln coprophagic?
I don't know what is worse... This thread or my sick mind that makes me want to take a look in here. :nervous:
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
:-X :lipsrsealed2: Don't you try to be :sneaky: and get me to bad mouth Diva. ;D
Just remember Gary, it's Diva's fault!
:-X :lipsrsealed2: Don't you try to be :sneaky: and get me to bad mouth Diva. ;D
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
Suzanne,
My assumption is Nell and Shug have been non-regurgitative. Otherwise, I feel relatively confident their creations would find their way here via digital reproduction.
HML
Dammit Diva, not five minutes after you incite me to write of forcing the cat to ralf, the cat ralfs. Heard that special distinct sound from the hallway just inside the door from the garage. Couldn't grab the camera quickly enough to actually catch Lincoln in the act. But did get her still contemplating the quality of her efforts.
I don't know what is worse... This thread or my sick mind that makes me want to take a look in here. :nervous:
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
Chicken!
(wait, I'll see her again before you will; so.... um, never mind ::) )
No Henry, she's not. No matter what it looks like in first impression that's a hair ball :drink: .
So that's what a hairball looks like. KEWL!!!!! :2vrolijk_21: I'm not a cat person, therefore, I did not know, so I asked the first question which popped into my mind........since it looked like a hurled turd. No offense intended.
On the other hand, Springer was a rescue. He was found roaming the streets of Enterprise, Alabama at four months of age.......tail docked.........wearing a collar. Checked throughout Coffee and Dale counties. No owner. So we took him in..............only to discover that as soon as he expelled solid waste, he'd turn around and consume it.ACK!!
The cure ended up bring an empty bean can filled with 25 cents in pennies and capped, thrown in his general direction making one hell of a racket each time he turned around to lick his logs. He went on a feces fast shortly thereafter.......and FINALLY realized that Renea and I ARE going to actually feed good food to him. He hasn't reverted to poop pastry since.
twolane,
Neal told me I should spend more time on the site. That there is more than just bike stuff there.
So I decide to do a bit of exploring and what catches my eye, but the #7 most posted topic.
Cat vomit and Dog puke ???
I read every last post. That's 2 hrs of my life I will never get back :confused5:
And those latest Pict's.......
Gotta keep looking around the site for something that goes down easier and stays down ;D
Steve
48 pages of Cat vomit and Dog puke??? :nixweiss: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: I'll step out on a limb here and bet this thread will eventually surpass the number of pages of any other thread here! ;D ;D ;D
JR, I think that will only happen if a cat that is covered with bad paint pukes at Maggie Valley.
Stop! I've laughed until I am crying! ;D
Don't know why but that seems to be much more a dog thing than a cat thing. Now this cat's leavings in its litter box would be high fare for the dog if the dog were allowed access. For some reason even a dog that won't eat poop in the yard just can't leave cat cookies alone. Yuck. And, yeap, that's a hair ball! It's also a device for empirical observation without internal review of the diameter of your cat's intestine and esophagus :2vrolijk_21: .
Yep, never seen a dog that wouldn't snap up a cat tootsie roll, given the oportunity. MMMMMMMgood...before my cat of 18 years passed on, the big adventure for the Terriers was cat poop hunting in the backyard. Wouldn't take them long to find it and go to ground underneath all the pine straw and leaves. Hor'douvres for the canine family...cheaper than Milk Bones...
Diva, just be glad the bad painted barfing cat at Maggie Valley isn't a black cat wearing a thong ??? .
Yep, never seen a dog that wouldn't snap up a cat tootsie roll, given the oportunity. MMMMMMMgood...before my cat of 18 years passed on, the big adventure for the Terriers was cat poop hunting in the backyard. Wouldn't take them long to find it and go to ground underneath all the pine straw and leaves. Hor'douvres for the canine family...cheaper than Milk Bones...
Yeah, speaking of that............last month we had the septic tank installer come out to change the filter in our septic tank. Since we have an engineered system (a mound for the leech field, if you will), we have to change the filter in the tank every six months, so the system doesn't backup into the house from the filter getting clogged with.....................solids. So, Sid is outside doing his job, and I'm writing a check while sitting at the table on the back porch. Sid pulls the filter, which is about 2 feet long by 4 inches wide in diameter, lays it in the grass, and proceeds to install the new filter. Annie Bea jumps up, trots over to the spent filter..................and has a snack!!!!ACK!
That is just nasty. And you just know she licked you right in the face later.
I get up early this morning to rip some MP3's and check the website and lo and behold - my faith in humanity is restored again. Don posts an EXCELLENT cat hurl offering, and Reg relates a tale of dog culinary delights that has almost made me lose the desire to start the coffee - must stop laughing first.
Our new beagle Sophie refuses to hurl in the house so far. May be forced to reconnoiter the rear perimeter of the yard - or maybe she just eats it again, like the other dogs used to...... :confused5:
My Black Lab has a real penchant for Sheep chit. the fresher the better.
Makes your mouth water doesn't it!
Yep, never seen a dog that wouldn't snap up a cat tootsie roll, given the oportunity. MMMMMMMgood...before my cat of 18 years passed on, the big adventure for the Terriers was cat poop hunting in the backyard. Wouldn't take them long to find it and go to ground underneath all the pine straw and leaves. Hor'douvres for the canine family...cheaper than Milk Bones...
Same w/ our lab. She'll search the yard endlessly looking for the special treat and if she finds it she's in a quandry as to eat it or do a header into it. She seems to prefer eating the older tootsie rolls and doing the head dive into fresher deposits. The pungency of some of her caked on whatevers is beyond description.
One can always rely on this thread to brighten an otherwise dreary day........even a Monday..............and depending on your state of mind and abdominal condition, if you feel the need to :puke: just head on over to this thread. It's good for ya!
Everyone here is a sick bastard.
(thanks for that by the way!)
Everyone here is a sick bastard??.
(thanks for that by the way!)
Absolutely!
Our Sophie consumed mass quantities of boiled peanuts along with their shells yesterday and I expected her to offer a brownish hurl at any moment. Just try to imagine my disappointment when she went about her normal routine which includes semi-begging for beer drippings from empty bottles.
I found this one surfing - the color contrast of baby chick yellow vs earthen brown background is quite stark and indicates a boldly textured hue combined with a painterly quality to this canine's gastronomical artistry..... :-\
(http://www.coopext.colostate.edu/4DMG/images/slime1.jpg)
Man that is an awesome technicolor yawn. Give your pup a huge cookie for me. GR8 stuff. Thanks for sharing!!!!
This doesn't really have anything to do with cat/dog puke but it does have to do with a cat eating with a fork. Check it out. :) Although, he does eat it pretty fast so there may have been some spewage afterwards.
http://www.livevideo.com/video/embedLink/732B6E1B31044026B44BB95A1E034BB7/210000/crazy-cat-with-fork.aspx
We'll find that downstairs one soon, I hope.
:indian_chief:
uh oh, stealth puke ???
Hopefully it's already been found, if ya know what I mean. ;)
:indian_chief:
oy.... noodling flashbacks and self eaten vomit. Some days a guy just doesn't need to log in here.......
Hopefully it's already been found, if ya know what I mean. ;)
:indian_chief:
Here's an offering from the dog.
Hogasm was home (http://bestsmileys.com/sick/9.gif) yesterday but he left it for me to clean up because it made him (http://bestsmileys.com/puking/2.gif).
My Black Lab has a real penchant for Sheep chit. the fresher the better.
Makes your mouth water doesn't it!
Nice, always good when they miss the carpet!How true, possible wood stain though. Great shot. :2vrolijk_21:
I debated this
and thought about it some more
and darn near didn't.
Bump
I've not had any puke lately, and the one opportunity I had was just too disgusting, even for my warped mind. We have not yet stooped to pics of poop, so I chose not to shoot pics of Shug's recent explosive diarrhea... :puke: :puke: Let's not go there, OK?
When Ken and Cheri were here two or three weeks ago the damn cat hurled three times in about 18 hours. Furry hairy partially digest puking hair turds. Never thought to get a picture.... :nixweiss: :oops:Hmmm, maybe Ken knew what he was talking about?? You didn't feed them any bisquits did you?? :oops: :shocked2:
And Don, I hate to pick on you. You were such a gracious host. BUT.....Why was this in the kitchen? Don't tell me it was used in the bisquits? If so, is that what you call preventive medicine?(http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=13229.0;attach=46915;image)
You're slipping. Spect there will be ample opportunities through the winter.
Hmmm, maybe Ken knew what he was talking about?? You didn't feed them any bisquits did you?? :oops: :shocked2:
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
It's only barely let up since then. Cheri explained to me that it had something to do with winter coming on and more hair coming in. Actually offered a variation of this as a hygienic suggestion to a FWB a week or so later. Slept alone that night too... :oops:
Your delivery of the suggestion must be flawed. A request of that nature must be made with finesse, an offer to perform the procedure for her, and if done correctly, the payoff returns tenfold dividends. I wish you much success in future endeavors, my friend. :2vrolijk_21:
Henry, brother, I swear on a stack the offers of service and the intent with sincerity were there. Some people just don't understand kindness when it's presented ::) .
Don't you know, it's all about the eyes and ass with the women...if they don't get past the eyes when you are delivering a line of bull chit, you are f'd, my friend... ;D ;) I doubt you need to be told that, it's more a matter of real interest and intent...
Or it might have been the too specific analogy I used from the cat ::) .
Some people choose not to understand humor sometimes.... ???
Well, some are just not worth the effort to enlighten, Don...but, I'm older than you, so have a different perspective.
But, dense women, or those who can't appreciae my perspective are sometimes not worth the effort.
Hated to see that the CVDP thread had gone dormant since Nov. 22, you would have thought the Thanksgiving Holiday would have produced some shots.
Well with Christmas feasts coming our way maybe there is hope for the CVDP thread,
Marry Christmas one and all :santa2:
Lincoln (cat) has been barfing all over the place again the last couple weeks. On the counter, off the counter on to the floor, in the laundry, in the sink, on the stove, in one of my shoes and (my favorite) while standing on the edge of counter on the floor followed by jumping or falling down and landing in her own barf. No pictures though. Happening too often to even be a novelty. Damn hair balls and cold weather coats coming in.
Don,
You need to kcheck out one of these. We got one for the 18 y.o. cat who has stopped grooming. It's the best thing we've found for grooming out a thick undercoat. It really does work.
http://www.furminator.com/
:indian_chief:
I have this glove thing that the vet recommended. It does some. Apparently never enough. Will gladly try a better or even alternative option though. Thanks.
I have this glove thing that the vet recommended. It does some. Apparently never enough. Will gladly try a better or even alternative option though. Thanks.
Don...you might also try a change in diet....this company http://www.flintriverranch.org/ offers a diet for cats that works for hair balls. I have started feeding this companies food to my new pups after the incident with Shug (don't know if it was food related, but it got me doing research on pet foods, and I was startled by some of what I read). This food is excellent...it's so good, I am considering becoming a distributor, just to turn my friends on to it. It's a bit more in price, but you feed 25% less because the food contains no fillers. The new pups are thriving on it, and their coats are some of the shiniest I've ever seen on the breed. They also drop ship, no shipping charges, and no tax. You can order samples to see if the cat will eat it, but my bet is that the animal will love it. Dizzy might like to try some of the dog food. I'm in the process of doing the paperwork to be a distributor...
A note here to short haired dog owners. (read boxers)
We were excited to hear from a friend about the fuminator. While it is hearlded by many, we found that on the short haired breeds it did little to remove the dead hair.
My office manager who inherited ours loves it though.
Rog...I used something that looked like a rubber over mitt with little nubs on it to run over the Greyhound's coat and it seemed to do a decent job.
Rog...I used something that looked like a rubber over mitt with little nubs on it to run over the Greyhound's coat and it seemed to do a decent job.
That's for animals!? :o Heck, I always used it for something else. :evilgrin: Never mind.
When Ken and Cheri were here two or three weeks ago the damn cat hurled three times in about 18 hours. Furry hairy partially digest puking hair turds. Never thought to get a picture.... :nixweiss: :oops:
Woke up to this pile this morning. When we came home from supper last night, Annie Bea had stolen a box of raisens from the in-laws. Box pieces were all over the floor. This pile was predictable, so I was armed with camera. Enjoy.
Woke up to this pile this morning. When we came home from supper last night, Annie Bea had stolen a box of raisens from the in-laws. Box pieces were all over the floor. This pile was predictable, so I was armed with camera. Enjoy.Thanks REGGAB, I knew if I followed this far enough someone would post a fine pic to keep this thread on track. Merry Christmas to all. After all that is why we keep coming back here.
Those things plumped up nicely...look like chili beans....mmmmmmmmm.
Don,
Another tool, very impressive, Mars Coat-King. I tried it out today on a shaggy feline and it works great.
:indian_chief:
Woke up to this pile this morning. When we came home from supper last night, Annie Bea had stolen a box of raisens from the in-laws. Box pieces were all over the floor. This pile was predictable, so I was armed with camera. Enjoy.
Woke up to this pile this morning. When we came home from supper last night, Annie Bea had stolen a box of raisens from the in-laws. Box pieces were all over the floor. This pile was predictable, so I was armed with camera. Enjoy.
Henry, are you sure that's not Wendy's Chili?
I think the kin folk might have told Henry a fib...that's got green chit in it too. It's either fruitcake or Wendy's Chili. Henry...you didn't try to pass off that 4 year old fruitcake you bought down at the Quik Mark to the outlaws did ya, bro? If you did, that one came back to you in a different form...
;D
This is just another example of the true meaning of Christmas.
Actually have no idea why that is, but I have been wanted to type that phrase for about a week, & this is my one chance so far.
I think so too. Annie Bea always has been a very kind Boxer. She even shared some of the green beans she had for supper last night.........just to keep it more in line with the colors of the season.
Henry, are you sure that's not Wendy's Chili?
OK, so now Henry has ruined my desire to eat raisins ever again and you have ruined my desire to eat Wendy's Chili ever again. :(
That's the spirit of Christmas Diva. We just keep giving and giving and giving :drink: .
OK, so now Henry has ruined my desire to eat raisins ever again and you have ruined my desire to eat Wendy's Chili ever again. :(
Oh Well. ::)
Had never considered raisins in Wendy's chili :nixweiss: . What the hell, I'll try anything once.
Had never considered raisins in Wendy's chili :nixweiss: . What the hell, I'll try anything once.
Later on, I plan to drink a toast to something, but I forget what it is. :drink:
Drinking again before the suns over the yardarm good, huh? :nixweiss: :drink: har! :huepfenlol2: spyder
I toast beer. Well, no, I don't toast beer. Pouring beer in an electical appliance would be just stupid after all. But I toast.... dammit, that's still not right. I raise a glass to beer! No, dammit, I raise a glass of beer to my mout.... urrgggg........... Screw it. Where's my beer?
Drinking again before the suns over the yardarm good, huh? :nixweiss: :drink: har! :huepfenlol2: spyder
I toast beer. Well, no, I don't toast beer. Pouring beer in an electical appliance would be just stupid after all. But I toast.... dammit, that's still not right. I raise a glass to beer! No, dammit, I raise a glass of beer to my mout.... urrgggg........... Screw it. Where's my beer?
I willpretty soon the better beers will come w/ 'locator chips' built into the label that you can activate and hone in on it anywhere on the property with a hand held unit.......no more 'hot' beers sitting around. :drink: har! spydertoast youraise a glass to youhells bells will drink a beer for ya at Hogsbreath in Key West sometime later if not sooner unless I forget & in that case I will drink a couple.
You need a GPS setting to find your beer - will help ya find it. Figure d00d has the software for it somewheres......
I willtoast youraise a glass to youhells bells will drink a beer for ya at Hogsbreath in Key West sometime later if not sooner unless I forget & in that case I will drink a couple.
You need a GPS setting to find your beer - will help ya find it. Figure d00d has the software for it somewheres......
pretty soon the better beers will come w/ 'locator chips' built into the label that you can activate and hone in on it anywhere on the property with a hand held unit.......no more 'hot' beers sitting around. :drink: har! spyder
Iski, the "Find Nearest Beer" setting has been used on my GPS a few times. I know I know, it "reads" as restaurant. But the damn things knows me and knows what I want.
Wish I could change mine to read "Beer". Restaurants of the suthun buffet variety most often don't have beer in the area I ride most. :'(
Screw it. I just dumped a box of raisins in a big cup of Wendy's chili.
did you use the 'golden' raisins? :nixweiss: har! spyder
Screw it. I just dumped a box of raisins in a big cup of Wendy's chili.
Spew!
Correction - major spewage! Reading here can be a cause for beer wastation - there should be a warning page somewhere. :nixweiss:
:drink:
Crazy enough for somebody to have a pic on the net of chillis & raisins, even.
A little sweet to temper the hot. It honestly sounds like a good idea (at least to me).
One of my voices told me you are weird.
Not sure which one it was - probably the one that doesn't like the idea of raisin chilli.
Might be good to try it once......
Iski, we just have to try the combinations or the unexpected. All too often the surprise is good rather than bad. Worst case is suddenly violent wretched vomiting. Not like that's never happened before.
2LR - The above is why I NEVER drink Jaegermeister & Peppermint schnapps. Especially not together. :-X
well, I see we've moved beyond just cat vomit and dog puke. :puke: har! spyder
Sounds like you get the same reaction there that I often do to liquid Nyquil. :nixweiss:
well, I see we've moved beyond just cat vomit and dog puke. :puke: har! spyder
Spyder, sometimes a barf is just a barf :huepfenlol2: .
I apologize to all... I have let you down. My family and I, (the four of us + the four of them,being the in-laws and their twins), just spent the closest family Christmas ever together! This wonderfully fulfilling (maybe not the best choice of words) was brought about by the introduction to the holiday, starting at approx 0300 on Christmas Eve morning, of the 24 hour puke and poop flu, which lasted until very late into the day after Christmas, (which means closer to 36 horror filled hours by my watch.) :o :bigcry:
To add insult to injury, I purchased, for my lovely bride, for Christmas, a $1k, 10.2 Mp, High speed with multiple lenses, digital SLR camera. And yet! we was too exhuasted to get it out of the box to record the 8 person, two bath festival of fuluids for all to enjoy. We unwrapped that baby yesterday, and it is truly nice. (and has a curiously new smell to it!) If my memory is correct, there were some real show-stoppers that occurred in the waiting queue for the much used smalled rooms of my home, that should have been memorialized for all time, if not for content, then just for sheer overwhelming quantity. My bad, folks, I promise to do better next year... ???
Again, my deepest apologies... :oops:
I know i know :worthless:
Please, spare the photos with the high res camera...I don't even want to see human discharge in low res... :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :nervous:
You've got admit TC. The contortions exercised by those valiantly trying to wait in line might have been priceless.
There but for the grace of god go I. But as long as it's someone else might be funny as hell :nixweiss: .
My, my, my how this thread's progressed! ::) ;D
Hoist! 8)
This thread has been dormant for almost 2 weeks.
Our babies have not puked. :2vrolijk_21:
Surely there's somebody who has some pix to post. Henry, know you've been busy, but get out the camera.
I'm having serious Cat vomit and Dog puke pix withdrawals. :nervous:
Sick, yeah I know. :D
Our neighbors boxers came to visit. Before they left the female pizzed a trail all through the living room, but to now avail, none of them puked.
This thread has been dormant for almost 2 weeks.
Our babies have not puked. :2vrolijk_21:
Surely there's somebody who has some pix to post. Henry, know you've been busy, but get out the camera.
I'm having serious Cat vomit and Dog puke pix withdrawals. :nervous:
Sick, yeah I know. :D
:apple: :2vrolijk_21: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenlol2: :orange: :mango: :bananarock: :jalapeno:
Now that Dons back that should change. ;DDon makes you hurl? :nixweiss:
Don makes you hurl? :nixweiss:
:D :D :D
OK, so only I think it's funny. ;) ;D :D
Found out this morning Candy that there's a big difference between cat hurl and hurling the cat. One will get you scratched!
Found out this morning Candy that there's a big difference between cat hurl and hurling the cat. One will get you scratched!
Did you see this Don?
It's a Bird - It's a plane - No it's SuperKat :D ;D
Alright, who's got photoshop and can add a cape to "Undercat"? He's taking off to get help for his friends on the tube. I LOVE that picture!
Talk about guilty conscience. Just realized I was sitting here thinking "hmm, what could I do to make the cat hurl so I'd have a picture to post?".
I know you can come up with something. :2vrolijk_21:
No dog puke here, but we do have yellow snow.
No dog puke here, but we do have yellow snow.
I only see BOOT tracks around that, not dog tracks. Can you recognize the hand writing?
The cat telling us what they think of the dog
The cat telling us what they think of the dog
The artistic ring effect reminds one of what puke on Saturn would look like, if Saturn were comprised of semi-digested biological matter. Very painterly. :2vrolijk_21:
Yeah, this one strives to be artistic in his presentations.
There have been a lot of these since this thread started. I don't remember any that have actually been dedicated to anyone though. This lapse on our part can now be put to rest.
Was on the phone with Brian a few minutes ago and had to ask to catch him later because Lincoln chose that moment to ralf. So, without further delay or anticipation:The Hogasm Cat Vomit
This is one sick bunch............... :bananarock: :huepfenlol2:
No Roger. This was just thinking of a friend. Sick would have been taking a toothpick and trying to form the face of Jesus in it and selling it on eBay.
There have been a lot of these since this thread started. I don't remember any that have actually been dedicated to anyone though. This lapse on our part can now be put to rest.
Was on the phone with Brian a few minutes ago and had to ask to catch him later because Lincoln chose that moment to ralf. So, without further delay or anticipation:The Hogasm Cat Vomit
Ahhh, very fresh. Nice consistency! :puke: :puke: :puke:
I give it an 8-1/2! :D :D :D
Hoist! 8)
There have been a lot of these since this thread started. I don't remember any that have actually been dedicated to anyone though. This lapse on our part can now be put to rest.
Was on the phone with Brian a few minutes ago and had to ask to catch him later because Lincoln chose that moment to ralf. So, without further delay or anticipation:The Hogasm Cat Vomit
No Roger. This was just thinking of a friend. Sick would have been taking a toothpick and trying to form the face of Jesus in it and selling it on eBay.
Keep working the monkey 'til he pukes. That'll pass.
A favorite threads suvives, thanks to iski's Sophie, hope the frog sason is a short one :bananarock:
I heard "the noise" during the overnight. From the general direction of where my shoes were parked. Guess I didn't completely wake up but had the most bizarre dream.
Frog season lasts most of the year here. The new crop appears to be more appetizing to the local canine palate than previous crops.
Sophie, doing her beagle groan/growl/yelp, awakened from a nap prior to more frog hunting, for a photo op:
WHAT - No HD dog tags or blanket for Sophie to lounge on. :P
Geez, Dude ;D
Yeah, I won't let her lounge on the Harley blanket since she smells like a dead rabbit or dead possum half the time. :D
Officially she belongs to the wife. So she has a pink collar. No wonder she snarls sometimes. ;D
Frog season lasts most of the year here. The new crop appears to be more appetizing to the local canine palate than previous crops.
Sophie, doing her beagle groan/growl/yelp, awakened from a nap prior to more frog hunting, for a photo op:
Mike, are these frogs Sophie is mouthing/eating or Toads? My previous dogs only did the Toad thing once...they secrete some kind of funky chit that makes the dog drool, foam, and act weird. I'm waiting on the new pups to get ahold of a Toad and learn their lesson as well. With my other dogs, they only tried Toads once, and would not try to eat them again...I think they make 'em trip out. ;D
Topic: Cat vomit and Dog puke (Read 8607 times) <-------------- :vrolijk27:
Are we some sick people or what? :nixweiss: Or is it just the pets?that are sick :2vrolijk_21: :puke:
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Joe, it is my opinion, & with that consideration, please consider, that this thread may well be the most important thread on any board, anywhere, for anytime or place. We have only barely scratched the surface of cat vomit & dog puke. The effort we share here will be most appreciated by future generations who may or may not have the wherewithal to studiously discuss such a history making topic as this. It's almost like being in the same room with Jefferson when he wrote the first draft of the Declaration of Independence, only different. ;D ;D ;D
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Damn you Iski. I actually started to write a three minute historopolitical speech on cat vomit and dog puke to the cadence of JFK's delivery. Don't have time for that nonsense. Got some goober on the phone and (more importantly) bikes in the garage that need my attention!
2LR - I damn myself.
oooh, self damnation; that's even scarier then popping the pimples on your own butt :nervous:
2LR - I damn myself.
well the dog woofed on the carpet for the last time, so I called my Korean neighbor over for a Barbecue :)
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That is just so wrong.... ???What is worse is laying in a bed in the Philippines and smell something cooking and ask what the smell is and being told the neighbors are cooking a dog. :shocked2: Which got followed up with being asked "are you hungry?" Needless to say I went back to the ship to eat my meals.
What is worse is laying in a bed in the Philippines and smell something cooking and ask what the smell is and being told the neighbors are cooking a dog. :shocked2: Which got followed up with being asked "are you hungry?" Needless to say I went back to the ship to eat my meals.
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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
Probably have eaten some also but not to my immediate knowledge. I do remember seeing/eating some of the biggest chicken legs you can imagine while stationed in Okinawa. :o
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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
Can't say a thing Dood. Have eaten dog. Suppose the only really wrong part of it is remembering at the time being disappointed it wasn't some damn annoying yappy poodle. Never really cared for poodles I guess.... :nixweiss:
That is just so wrong.... ???
Nicely matches the rug. :2vrolijk_21:
It looks like a rendition of a flame pattern. Maybe be a future job for your pet at bike rallies, except most would likely object to having their bike puked on. Except for the ones already puking on their bikes @ 3 in the morning. :huepfenlol2:
Think we'll go for quality over quantity w/ that crowd.
Hadn't really put the flame thang together but since you mention it I do like how the kibbles fade into the mucus.
Still can't get the image of the meat display case containing butchered dog out of my head when I visited Pyongtaek back in 1994. Since then, I've given that place a very wide range fan.
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Chit, got so excited w/ the whole thing I didn't clean it up. Think I'll wait on the wife and plead ignorant.
Go for it. I'll take Chuncheon, Uijongbu, and Tongduchon as vacation spots any day.
Pyongtaek sounds like my next vacation spot :2vrolijk_21:
By the way, when your cat does that and its name is Lincoln Garfield McKinley it gives a guy a better understanding for why all those guys got shot...........or why that cat has those names bestowed upon it. :P har! spyder
......or why that can has those names bestowed upon it. :P har! spyder
What? Not everyone has pets named after assassinated Presidents? :nixweiss:
We are blessed to have him drop a turd right after he pukes, so I get both gifts to dodge as I head into the kitchen to make coffee at 0500. I have not been agile enough some mornings. :'(
I am a dog person.
Sean
The whole unserviceable/unremediable cat hurl thing is bad enough. But a double indemnity hurl/poop cat is just insult on injury. Lincoln would get a cork.... ???
whoa...
That aint Puke!
Not vomit or puke but hey, this thread has been dormant way too long!
That's just not right! Who knows where Don will take this thread now... :nervous: ;)
That's just not right! Who knows where Don will take this thread now... :nervous: ;)
As always I am so innocent. I didn't do nothin'!
Not yet! Don't even think about bringing the camera into the bathroom tonight.... ??? ;D
Just had a frightening thought. A camera that captured odors rather than pictures ??? .
Not vomit or puke but hey, this thread has been dormant way too long!
If you gotta go, you gotta go ... either Tango, Rider or Matrix had to go on the boat this weekend.
Not yet! Don't even think about bringing the camera into the bathroom tonight.... ??? ;D
Just had a frightening thought. A camera that captured odors rather than pictures ??? .
Only way to find the culprit is whatever two eat it, it's not them.....
I just cant belive this is still going on. :drink:
Altug, so long as Diva has TC or the dogs around we'll still enjoy this thread :2vrolijk_21: .
until about two months ago, I would have been a regular contributor...the cat hurled on a 4-5 times a week basis!
Now the wife has cracked the little bastads food cycle and he doesn't seem to be puking at all.
only took her 13 years
What did your wife do? My cat (Lincoln Garfield McKinley [because I liked naming the cat after all assassinated Presidents for whom their assassination did not unwarrantedly raise their historical standing) barfs often. At least three or four times a weeks. At her worst two or three times in a day.
Vet says basically "don't worry, be happy." Idiopathic cat barf. Tried different foods. Tried making sure water was always fresh. Tried lots of brushing to keep the hair out of her more. Tried threats. Considered the microwave. Nothing ever made a difference.
little bastad is a money pit - eats only the little cans of food, Fancy Feasts? She only puts a small amount down, and does it like 6-8 times a day.
He used to have food down all the time, and would gorge and hurl. Now - not so much. She scores them when they are on sale and she has coupons, but that cat costs more then I do a day!
Sean
Lincoln Garfield whoever needs a pet therapist. :-X Might not be related to anything....(just wants to sxrew w/ her 'daddy')......how'd the 'threats' go? ;D har! spyder
It's a cool enough cat; for a cat. But have to admit I'd not ever manage the habit of dealing with fresh food six to eight times a day. Cleaning up barf three or four times a week is less time.
Lincoln's isn't a gorging problem. It's hairballs. Or at least I think it is. I see them in the barf a lot. Too bad the dog likes her cat so much....
wife thought the same...no hairballs now either. I was the recipient of too many 0445 steps in his gifts, so I am a fairly happy camper now.
he still sleeps on our heads, that pisses me off. Toss him off the rack and the little (big fat actually) bugger sneaks back up and you wake up with his a$$ in your face.
When will there be a thread titled: Cat vomit and Dog puke and Specific Poo from Diva's House? :nixweiss:
I'm sorry Iski but there's a very important site rule. It pre-dates your activity here so you're excused, once, from knowing about.And Iski's response to T.L. (well that's just a lot of chit.) ;D ;D
Rule #3116: No one mentions (or potentially mentions) TC's potty habits; for your own safety.
Altug, so long as Diva has TC or the dogs around we'll still enjoy this thread :2vrolijk_21: .
Altug, so long as Diva has TC or the dogs around we'll still enjoy this thread :2vrolijk_21: .
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P.S. And ... look who started this thread! ;D
I did save y'all from having to look at a picture of Matrix puke. Poor thing was sick this week. :(
Oh yeah, Don, that's right ... blame it on Diva. :D
That's not blame, that's praise
Amen! This thread and CVO Pets rock. :2vrolijk_21:
Indoobieably :drink: .
I bet I can teach Toby that word. Of course, if I tell him that Glare, I mean Don, said it he may rebel. :nixweiss:
Do birds barf? :-\
I'm LMAO :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
We'll see ... maybe if I say, "Toby, Don is coming to visit." He just might barf. :D
I'll draw the line at human "stuff".
If you look closely at the poo, it's rather a nice composition, with a little "handle" on one of them....
Indoobieably :drink: .
Indoo-doobieably ....For this thread no?
Tough noogies FM...
since I have copyrighted "Indubitably", and this is such an egregious misuse of it, my lawyer will be contacting you...
Still waiting on my shocks.
Sorry. 103 hasn't been looking the other way yet. Am considering a biological attack. But I mailed the man tacos once before so he'll be ready for it. Apparently after tacos have been in the hands of the post office for a few days it's like a MOPP4 hazard.
Hehehe, bump.
Anybody got any good cat vomit or dog barf stories lately? Beats the chit outta talkin' about thin/thick skin, average/above average and thinkin' outside the box. Heck, we can even talk about litter boxes, that's OK, too. :nixweiss: :huepfenlol2: :2vrolijk_21:
:o blueberry cobbler :confused5:
Hehe, bump.
Anybody got any good cat vomit or dog barf stories lately? Beats the chit outta talkin' about thin/thick skin, average/above average and thinkin' outside the box. Heck, we can even talk about litter boxes, that's OK, too. :nixweiss: :huepfenlol2: :2vrolijk_21:
My dogs are so clean I just love it. When one of them spews the other cleans it up while it's still warm. Perfect - no work for me.
Look at the money you save on food by recycling. :-\
OK Don, here I come to save the day.
Seems someone ate some berries from one of the bushes in the yard.
reminds me of my Sig Ep electric jello days... you could always tell what flavor folks preferred.
reminds me of my Sig Ep electric jello days... you could always tell what flavor folks preferred.
BA HA! got me to spew too!!! High five on that one!! Sometimes, it was a rainbow of colors...looked like Disney upchucked...
BTW, why is it my little furry buddy always seems to spew on my side of the bed? Is it endearment, or spite?
Behind those eyes, that dog is planning your demise - one slippery glop of puke at a time.
The noise a dog makes when they are about to hurl gives me shivers...hooka, hooka, hooka, gack...
BA HA! got me to spew too!!! High five on that one!! Sometimes, it was a rainbow of colors...looked like Disney upchucked...
BTW, why is it my little furry buddy always seems to spew on my side of the bed? Is it endearment, or spite?
It's really hard to be in a bad mood with that little smiling face dancing around...I come home from 10 hours of thankless work and 1 hour of stop and go traffic, open the door and immediately get a big grin on my face. I'll take the occasional globs...
A CVO Harley card on top of Route 66 by Tom Snyder.
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Excellent composition.
Yes, it's true. Lincoln barfed on Neal :huepfenlol2: .
Yes, it's true. Lincoln barfed on Neal :huepfenlol2: .
This thread has had no... umm..... offerings for quite some time. Lincoln just fixed that.
It's not that she's stopped barfing. God forfend that that should ever happen. It's just that she hadn't offered anything unique or specially targeted for such a long time.
Can anyone tell what Lincoln cat just barfed on :huepfenlol2: ?
Shame on you. :o
If you can't beat em, join em. So here we go with a post from me on this most gross of topics
I discovered something interesting about my dog barfing :puke:
If I don't clean it up, he goes back and does it himself.
Now is he a good dog or what ? :smitten:
B B
If you can't beat em, join em. So here we go with a post from me on this most gross of topics
I discovered something interesting about my dog barfing :puke:
If I don't clean it up, he goes back and does it himself.
Now is he a good dog or what ? :smitten:
B B
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2362474/7385013
Cat fight.
Of course, Springer was a gross little chit from the git-go. He was a rescue pup. Back when he came to us 4 years ago this month, I guess he thought we weren't gonna feed him........even after we fed him........so whenever he'd make a solid waste deposit in the yard, he'd turn around and consume it...........and then find Annie Bea's pile and consume it as well
You suck man! That's not the kinda cat fight I expected to see!!! :P ;D ;)
Hoist! 8)
Was it in the woods????:huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: As a matter of fact he did.
(I just had to ask.....lol)
Tim