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Title: I thought you were my wife
Post by: Texas Fat Boy on January 06, 2015, 01:07:40 PM

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar. After staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable assh*le!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

Title: Re: I thought you were my wife
Post by: D-N-D on January 06, 2015, 01:35:04 PM

 :o ;D

Title: Re: I thought you were my wife
Post by: grayghost731 on January 06, 2015, 07:15:55 PM

 :huepfenlol2:

Title: Re: I thought you were my wife
Post by: TXGator on January 07, 2015, 06:36:33 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: I thought you were my wife
Post by: muddypaws on January 07, 2015, 07:46:51 PM

My x