The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what
else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out
drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the
toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I
ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for
staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,
rev up my engine, slam the door, storm up the steps,
pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom,
then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say! WHO'S HORNY???!!!"
and she acts like she's sound asleep."
It Works Every Time!
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