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A Fifty-ish Woman
« on: July 13, 2018, 11:51:09 AM »

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks,
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?  “What's the matter with you? The woman continues to bounce on the bed andsays,  “I don't care, I just came from having amammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said,
"What did he say about your 56 year old ass? "She replied, “Your name never came up....."


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Re: A Fifty-ish Woman
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2018, 12:25:28 PM »

That hurts...
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Re: A Fifty-ish Woman
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2018, 01:07:22 PM »

Classic
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Re: A Fifty-ish Woman
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2018, 08:41:12 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: A Fifty-ish Woman
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2018, 07:23:39 AM »

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Re: A Fifty-ish Woman
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2018, 07:55:34 AM »

My wife that was funny! 
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Re: A Fifty-ish Woman
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2021, 10:35:55 PM »

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks,
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?  “What's the matter with you? The woman continues to bounce on the bed andsays,  “I don't care, I just came from having amammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said,
"What did he say about your 56 year old ass? "She replied, “Your name never came up....."


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