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Painful!
« on: November 17, 2020, 09:44:22 AM »

A lady whose veterinarian recommends hair removal cream to treat a problem her puppy has with hair irritating his eyes. She goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some. The pharmacist tells her to be careful not to cut her legs as it could sting. She says "it's not for my legs." He says "then be careful of a rash under the arms." She says "it's not for my underarms, but if you must know it's for my Schnauzer" to which he replies, "then don't ride a bicycle for 3 days."

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Re: Painful!
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2020, 11:21:16 AM »

Good one...
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Re: Painful!
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2020, 12:06:36 PM »

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Re: Painful!
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2020, 01:42:03 AM »

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