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guts or
« on: January 15, 2021, 04:21:33 PM »

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: “You’re next, Baby.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. However there is No difference in the outcome. Both are fatal.
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Re: guts or
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2021, 09:42:01 PM »

So far this is my favorite of all you posted today...texting it to all by buddies now!
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Re: guts or
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2021, 08:04:42 AM »

So true.....
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