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[SIKBIRD]

So Adam was walking with God in the Garden of Eden and he turns to God and says all of the animals I am in charge of have a mate, why don’t I have one God?  God says to Adam, I can give you a mate that will be loyal and live to serve you, she will prepare delicious food for you, she will have wild sex with you any time and every time you desire it, she will stay beautiful her entire life and never gain an ounce of weight, she will never complain, she will always be an absolute joy to be around, and you will be happy with her the rest of your life...BUT, it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.  Adam thinks for a while and turns back to God and says what you got for a rib?

[smkymtnboy]

So Adam was walking with God in the Garden of Eden and he turns to God and says all of the animals I am in charge of have a mate, why don’t I have one God?  God says to Adam, I can give you a mate that will be loyal and live to serve you, she will prepare delicious food for you, she will have wild sex with you any time and every time you desire it, she will stay beautiful her entire life and never gain an ounce of weight, she will never complain, she will always be an absolute joy to be around, and you will be happy with her the rest of your life...BUT, it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.  Adam thinks for a while and turns back to God and says what you got for a rib?

[muddypaws]

So that's what we got...