Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents
invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see
their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very
afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about
the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with
him before going to the neighbors. He said,
"Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears.
I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one
word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your
butt when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little
Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the
crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's
mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's
comment, was pleasantly surprised and said," Thank you
very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty
little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The mother, a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why,
yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you
ask?"
little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause
he'd be screwed if he needed to wear glasses!"
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