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Little Johnny's Letter to Santa:
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity!
WHAT BLANK YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A BLANKING YO-YO, A STUPID BLANK WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE BLANK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BLANK? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A BLANK THE WHOLE BLANKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME BLANK LIKE THIS UNDER THE BLANK TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T BLANKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE BLANKHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY BLANKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS BLANK HOUSE!
PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT BLANK DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL BLANK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID BLANK REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE BLANK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT BLANK BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT BLANKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BLANK!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, BLANK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY BLANKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A BLANKERBLANK FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BLANK!
Sincerely,
Johnny
Some of the words are changed, but the spirit of the letter is alomost the same.
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