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[hd-dude]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER



Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to

my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he

uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your

breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it

between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will this

take?" I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may! even walk

again. Stupid, stupid man.

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[mfgreen]

Since this is a site that caters to both men and women, I don't think that sexist crap plays here even if it is funny.  All jokes are welcome with the exception of using offensive language (bad words..you know what they are) and any types of racist humor.  

Please use common sense.

All inappropriate posts will be removed

Thank you

Mike

[booboosboss]

 [smiley=laugh4.gif] [smiley=laugh4.gif] [smiley=laugh4.gif] [smiley=laugh4.gif] [smiley=laugh4.gif] [smiley=laugh4.gif] [smiley=laugh4.gif] [smiley=laugh4.gif]  YA GOTTA ADMITT IT MFG , ITS STILL FUNNY . JUST PICTURE THE DUDE ALL BANDAGED UP , ON CRUTHES N' STUFF  [smiley=7.gif]

[mfgreen]

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[booboosboss]

AWWW HECK MFG , DONT GET YOUR NICKERS IN A TWIST ..... ITS A HARMLESS JOKE .... AS FAR AS THE POTENTIAL OF OFFENDING SOMEONE , I'M SURE IF YOU ASK ENOUGH PEOPLE , SOMEBODY WILL BE OFFENDED BY A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY .... I EVEN SHARED THE JOKE WITH THREE OF MY LADY FRIENDS TO SEE IF I WAS MISSING SOMETHING ..... THEY ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A HOOT

[hd2003-se2005]

BooBoosBoss

Gave a copy of the joke to Nancy and she loved it.


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[booboosboss]

THANKS 03 ...  [smiley=laugh.gif]   I THOUGHT I MISSED SOMETHING ...  [smiley=confused5.gif]

[Phantom309]

    I'm gonna see how that one goes with the wife!

[cvobiker]

Phantom...  Dig up all the oldies???  Just noticed the original post dates on these.   

[Buy early]

 

[Phantom309]

Phantom...  Dig up all the oldies???  Just noticed the original post dates on these.   

oldies but goodies! .... I gotta catch up, only about 300 pages to go.

[Fired00d]

Phantom...  Dig up all the oldies???  Just noticed the original post dates on these.   

Maybe he should change his screen name to "Archives".

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[smkymtnboy]

that was a rib breaker!!! 

[110tHunDer]

Maybe he should change his screen name to "Archives".

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

I thought it was pretty funny to see a post from MFG in here with one of these he's been resurrecting.  He said he couldn't remember what his old screen name was.  Not that "MFG" is hard to remember, but still made me go, "Hmmmm .."

[Fired00d]

I thought it was pretty funny to see a post from MFG in here with one of these he's been resurrecting.  He said he couldn't remember what his old screen name was.  Not that "MFG" is hard to remember, but still made me go, "Hmmmm .."

Hehehehehehe... that's funny but I don't think that he is MFG... more like this is the before Phantom...

I traded it in for an '07 Goldwing and couldn't be happier.

This thing is ten times the bike that POS could ever be. I feel great knowing Harley will never get another penny out of me for any of their over-priced, glorified junk. I'll miss the looks and sound of the cherry, but that's it. I also wanted to thank anyone who has helped me here and say this site is great, but Harley has left a bad taste in my mouth with all the problems I've had with mine and I'll never look back now. I look forward to racking many comfortable, smooth and worry-free miles on this 'wing.

Heh.... maybe that thread will be resurrected.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d