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Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if...

   1. More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
   2. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
   3. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
   4. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
   5. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
   6. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
   7. You've ever used lard in bed.
   8. Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
   9. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
  10. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
  11. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
  12. Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
  13. You've ever been arrested for loitering.
  14. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.
  15. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
  16. You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
  17. You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
  18. You own a homemade fur coat.
  19. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
  20. Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
  21. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
  22. There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.
  23. Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
  24. There is a wasp nest in your living room.
  25. The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
  26. You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
  27. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.
  28. You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
  29. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
  30. Fewer than half of your cars run.
  31. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
  32. The taillight covers of your car are made of tape.
  33. Your car has never had a full tank of gas.
  34. Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
  35. Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.
  36. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
  37. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
  38. Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
  39. Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
  40. Your momma doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her butt.
  41. You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
  42. Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
  43. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.
  44. You're an expert on worm beds.
  45. The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
  46. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
  47. Your family tree does not fork.
  48. The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
  49. You haul more than U-Haul.
  50. Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"
  51. There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
  52. Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
  53. Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
  54. Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.
  55. Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
  56. The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
  57. Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
  58. You pick your teeth from a catalog.
  59. You've ever financed a tattoo.
  60. You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
  61. Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  62. Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
  63. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
  64. You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
  65. The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
  66. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
  67. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
  68. Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
  69. You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
  70. You go to the family reunion to pick up women.
  71. your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
  72. You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt.
  73. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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Hoist! · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:06:46 PM »

74. None of your shirts cover your stomach.
75. Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
76. The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
77. You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
78. You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
79. You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
80. Birds are attracted to your beard.
81. The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
82. Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
83. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
84. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
85. Bikers back down from your momma.
86. You were shooting pool when your kids were born.
87. Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
88. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
89. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
90. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
91. You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.
92. The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the h--l are you looking at, Sh-thead?"
93. You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
94. You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
95. The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?"
(If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)
96. You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
97. You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
98. You clean your nails with a stick.
99. You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
100. Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.
101. People are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe.
102. Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
103. You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
104. You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
105. You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
106. You've ever been too drunk to fish.
107. You've ever bought a used cap.
108. You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
109. You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
110. Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
111. You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
112. You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
113. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
114. Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
115. In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
116. Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
117. You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
118. You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
119. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
120. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
121. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
122. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
123. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
124. Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
125. Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
126. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
127. You fainted when you met Slim Whitman.
128. You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
129. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
130. You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
131. Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
132. You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
133. You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
134. Red Man sends you a Christmas card.
135. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
136. You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
137. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
138. Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
139. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
140. You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".
141. You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.
142. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
143. You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?)
144. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
145. You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
146. The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
147. You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
148. Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
149. Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

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Hoist! · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:07:23 PM »

150. You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
151. You mow your lawn and find a car.
152. You can spit without opening your mouth.
153. Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
154. You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
155. You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
156. You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
157. You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
158. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
159. You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
160. You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
161. You've never paid for a haircut.
162. You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
163. There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
164. You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".
165. You've ever made change in the offering plate.
166. The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year."
167. You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve...
168. You own at least 20 baseball hats.
169. You think a 'cursor' is someone who swears a lot.
170. You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
171. You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
172. When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
173. Your screen door has no screen.
174. Your biggest ambition in life is to "git thet big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn..."
175. Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
176. Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my finger" trick at the family reunion.
177. When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
178. You have a house that's mobile and five cars that aren't.
179. You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
180. Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
181. You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.
182. Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
183. You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
184. You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
185. You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
186. You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
187. You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
188. You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
189. There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
190. It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
191. You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
192. You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
193. Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
194. The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
195. Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
196. The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
197. You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
198. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
199. You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
200. Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
201. You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
202. You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.
203. When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
204. Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
205. Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
206. Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
207. You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
208. You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".
209. You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
210. Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story)
211. The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (your insurance man is a redneck too if he pays you for it).
212. You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
213. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
214. You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
215. Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
216. Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
217. Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
218. Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
219. During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
220. You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
221. On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
222. Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"
223. You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
224. In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?"
225. Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

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Hoist! · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:08:15 PM »

226. You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."
227. You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
228. You bring your dog to work with you.
229. Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
230. You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.
231. You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
232. Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
233. Your masseuse uses lard.
234. Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
235. You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
236. On stag night, you take a real deer.
237. You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.
238. Your back porch is bigger than your house.
239. There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
240. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
241. A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
242. An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
243. You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.
244. You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
245. Your secret family recipe is illegal.
246. Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
247. Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.
248. Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.
249. Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
250. You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
251. Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.
252. Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
253. You think cur is a breed of dog.
254. People hear your car long before they see it.
255. Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
256. Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
257. Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
258. Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
259. Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
260. You've ever hitchhiked naked,
261. You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
262. You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
263. Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."
264. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
265. The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
266. Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
267. Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
268. There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
269. You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
270. The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
271. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
272. You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
273. Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
274. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
275. You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
276. The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
277. You list your parole officer as a reference.
278. There are more fish on your wall than pictures.
279. Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
280. There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
281. You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
282. You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
283. Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
284. Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
285. You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
286. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
287. You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
288. You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
289. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
290. The primary color of your car is "bondo".
291. Your family tree doesn't fork.
292. Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
293. Your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
294. You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
295. Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirting.
296. Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
297. You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
298. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
299. You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
300. Redman sends you a Christmas card.
301. The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
302. If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
303. Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide.
304. You know you're a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
305. You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
306. You've ever parked a Camero in a tree.
307. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
308. Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!".
309. "If you've ever used a pork product to assemble a bicycle."
310. You don't think Jeff's jokes are funny.

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Twolanerider · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:14:21 PM »

holy sh.......

oy vey

HogBreath · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:26:17 PM »

GOOOODDDD GAWD....Wait..I have a joke too......350 reasons why beer is better than women.

Hoist! · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:27:32 PM »

Quote from: HogBreath on February 15, 2008, 08:26:17 PM

GOOOODDDD GAWD....Wait..I have a joke too......350 reasons why beer is better than women.

Can't wait!!! Bring 'em on!

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HogBreath · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:37:38 PM »

You asked for it.

107 Good Reasons Why Beer is Better than Women
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality.
21. A BEER doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a BEER in public.
23. A frigid BEER is a good BEER.
24. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good.
25. BEER always comes in multiples of six.
26. BEER doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a BEER.
28. After you have a BEER, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
29. A BEER never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
30. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another.
31. You rarely (if ever) find BEER labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. BEER looks the same in the morning.
33. BEER doesn't look you up in a month.
34. BEER doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. BEER doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. BEER doesn't get cramps.

HogBreath · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:38:01 PM »

37. BEER doesn't have a mother.
38. BEER doesn't have morals.
39. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month.
40. BEER always listens and never argues.
41. BEER labels don't go out of style every year.
42. BEER doesn't whine, it bubbles.
43. BEER doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. BEER doesn't demand legality.
45. BEER is never overweight.
46. If you change BEERs, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. BEER won't run off with your credit cards.
48. BEER doesn't have a lawyer.
49. BEER doesn't need much closet space.
50. BEER can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. BEER doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. BEER doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. BEER never changes its mind.
54. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. BEER never asks you to change the station.
56. BEER doesn't make you go shopping.
57. BEER doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. BEER doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
59. BEER is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat BEERs are nice to have.
61. BEER doesn't pout or play games.
62. BEER NEVER says no.
63. BEER is easy to get into.
64. BEER never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. BEER doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other BEERs
66. BEER doesn't wear a bra.
67. BEER doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. BEER doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. BEER doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. BEER doesn't live with its mother.
71. BEER doesn't blow you off.
72. BEER doesn't care if you have no culture or manners

HogBreath · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2008, 08:38:54 PM »

73. BEER doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
74. BEER doesn't mind football season.
75. A BEER won't make you go to church.
76. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
77. A BEER doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
78. A BEER doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A BEER doesn't give a f*ck if you keep a bunch of other BEERs around.
80. A BEER will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials wit babies are "cute".
81. If a BEER leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
82. A BEER will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson".
83. A BEER won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
84. A BEER won't claim that the Three Stooges are chitheads.
85. A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a BEER, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.
87. A BEER won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
88. A BEER won't smoke in your car.
89. A BEER won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
90. A BEER will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. A BEER will actually *support* belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.
92. A BEER is always ready to leave on time.
93. A BEER never fishes for compliments.
94. Some BEERs (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. BEER tastes *good*.
96. If you take a BEER outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the BEER won't accuse you of "date rape".
97. A BEER won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
98. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A BEER won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
100. A BEER won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the BEER won't accuse you of it.
101. A BEER won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League.
102. A BEER won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"
103. A BEER will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.
104. A BEER will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
105. A BEER won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
106. A BEER won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
107. When you're through with a BEER, the thought of another BEER doesn't make ya sick

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Just to stay on topic!

Hoist! · « **Reply #32 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:00:21 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #33 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:01:04 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #34 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:01:45 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #35 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:02:20 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #36 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:02:45 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #37 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:03:16 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #38 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:03:52 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #39 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:04:31 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #40 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:05:05 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #41 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:05:27 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #42 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:05:55 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:06:20 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:07:33 PM »

Repeat (sorry if it is)

Hoist! · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:09:34 PM »

More?

Hoist!

HogBreath · « **Reply #46 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:14:34 PM »

110tHunDer · « **Reply #47 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:14:49 PM »

Quote from: Hoist on February 15, 2008, 09:09:34 PM

More?

Hoist!

What are we talking about? Pictures or reasons you might be a redneck?

HogBreath · « **Reply #48 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:15:57 PM »

110tHunDer · « **Reply #49 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:16:11 PM »

Quote from: HogBreath on February 15, 2008, 09:14:34 PM

.

Ken, is that a picture of Howie at last year's BBQ? :shocked:

HogBreath · « **Reply #50 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:17:34 PM »

Quote from: 103tHunDer on February 15, 2008, 09:16:11 PM

Ken, is that a picture of Howie at last year's BBQ? :shocked:

HogBreath · « **Reply #51 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:20:31 PM »

110tHunDer · « **Reply #52 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:29:17 PM »

Uh, better tame 'em down. I've had to get out the photo editing software on the last two.

Janine · « **Reply #53 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:30:37 PM »

Quote from: HogBreath on February 15, 2008, 09:19:23 PM

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What did I start?!? Could have done without the skidmark pic. YUUUUCK

FNGw/08SERK · « **Reply #54 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:32:20 PM »

Quote from: 103tHunDer on February 15, 2008, 09:29:17 PM

Uh, better tame 'em down. I've had to get out the photo editing software on the last two.

what'd I miss??

couldn't have been that bad...... could it

miker · « **Reply #55 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:33:51 PM »

Don't.....stop....Stop.....Yer killin me....

HogBreath · « **Reply #56 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:42:47 PM »

You're right..My bad.

Hoist! · « **Reply #57 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:51:03 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #58 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:51:26 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #59 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:51:53 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #60 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:52:18 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #61 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:52:48 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #62 on:** February 15, 2008, 09:53:34 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #63 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:18:40 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #64 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:19:06 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #65 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:19:28 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #66 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:20:12 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #67 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:20:33 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #68 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:21:16 PM »

Fired00d · « **Reply #69 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:21:54 PM »

Howie,
You bored tonight??

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Hoist! · « **Reply #70 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:23:30 PM »

Quote from: Fired00d on February 15, 2008, 10:21:54 PM

Howie,
You bored tonight??

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Yep! And I'm just about done. Everything I'm finding now's been done!

Hoist! · « **Reply #71 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:24:16 PM »

Fired00d · « **Reply #72 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:25:41 PM »

Quote from: Hoist on February 15, 2008, 10:23:30 PM

Yep! And I'm just about done. Everything I'm finding now's been done!

Was starting to notice a few repeats.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Hoist! · « **Reply #73 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:33:11 PM »

I think there's some new good ones here!

Hoist! · « **Reply #74 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:33:53 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #75 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:34:23 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #76 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:34:56 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #77 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:36:57 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #78 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:37:18 PM »

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Hoist! · « **Reply #80 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:38:45 PM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #81 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:39:27 PM »

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Hoist! · « **Reply #84 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:16:14 AM »

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Hoist! · « **Reply #88 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:18:34 AM »

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Hoist! · « **Reply #90 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:19:37 AM »

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Hoist! · « **Reply #92 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:20:52 AM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #93 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:21:29 AM »

Party on!

Hoist! · « **Reply #94 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:21:52 AM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #95 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:22:58 AM »

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Hoist! · « **Reply #99 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:25:12 AM »

Fired00d · « **Reply #100 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:25:24 AM »

Howie,
Bored again I see.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Hoist! · « **Reply #101 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:26:41 AM »

Waitng for the shutdown! Going out the rest of the day. One of the stops is giving Lil Joey his 1st Hess Truck from Ernie!

Hoist! · « **Reply #102 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:27:28 AM »

Hoist! · « **Reply #103 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:28:01 AM »

110tHunDer · « **Reply #104 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:28:20 AM »

Quote from: Fired00d on February 16, 2008, 09:25:24 AM

Howie,
Bored again I see.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Gunning for your post count, maybe?

Hoist! · « **Reply #105 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:29:26 AM »

Nah, not catching anyone ahead of me, that's fer sure! Just playin' around!

Hoist! · « **Reply #106 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:30:17 AM »

'08 CVO Anniv!

Fired00d · « **Reply #107 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:30:31 AM »

Quote from: 103tHunDer on February 16, 2008, 09:28:20 AM

Gunning for your post count, maybe?

Maybe Don's??? Wonder what some would do if there were no post count.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Hoist! · « **Reply #108 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:31:56 AM »

Like that would stop me!!!

Hoist! · « **Reply #109 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:32:25 AM »

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MUFFMAN · « **Reply #116 on:** February 18, 2008, 05:00:22 AM »

Quote from: Janine on February 15, 2008, 12:12:54 PM

Jim, when did you dye your hair.(scalp)

Hugh Janis · « **Reply #117 on:** February 18, 2008, 08:41:15 AM »

better get them shorts ironed!

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