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[OTIS]

Early congratulations to 2lane on your nearly 2k posts.

                                   Otis                

[Twolanerider]

Thanks Otis.  Guess I ought to be glad there's not a speed limit hereabouts.

2k?  That sounds like a lot.  Hope at least a few were worthwhile in some way or another.  I'm very sure that I get a lot more out of this place than I put in.  Thanks for everyone else's back-and-forth conversations too  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[110tHunDer]

Guess I ought to be glad there's not a speed limit hereabouts.

2k?  That sounds like a lot.  Hope at least a few were worthwhile in some way or another.  I'm very sure that I get a lot more out of this place than I put in.  Thanks for everyone else's back-and-forth conversations too  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

I guess this proves once and for all that red is the fastest! [smiley=beerchug.gif]

I'm sure I'm not alone in saying I got at least one laugh, probably more (OK, a lot more), out of your posts, so that in itself has made your presence here "worthwhile," but you have also posted some great technical advice and experience with products here that has helped many members make decisions about whether or not to buy something and then when they did, how to best go about installing it (well, let's forget about the tassles for now).

As far as the "back-and-forth," I will never be able to look at Chihuahua's the same again and have grown quite fond of being called a "trailer weenie."  [smiley=laugh.gif]

[hd2003-se2005]

103T

That's

trailer weenie w/slash up exhaust!


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[110tHunDer]

I think there is a post or two of mine that you have overlooked so far, so since you insist on flaming my beautiful, gleaming, correctly manufactured and installed slip-ons  [smiley=laugh.gif], I feel obligated to point you in the direction of said posts.

CLICK HERE [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

[hd2003-se2005]

103T

your killin me!!!!

[shovelhead71]

2lane just has his system on AUTOTYPE  [smiley=laugh.gif]

[Twolanerider]

2lane just has his system on AUTOTYPE  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Twolane can't ride a motorcycle anymore just because of this site.  His fingers are all worn down and blistered so bad from the keyboard that he can't hold on to the grips anymore.  

Kuryakyn ISO-keyboard ?

[HUBBARD]

Yeah, 'er 'uh, Twolanerider,
 Congrats on all the posts!  However, I must correct 103tHunDer in his assertion of [bgcolor=Red]RED[/bgcolor] being the fastest.  Some "Distinguished Members" of this Great Site, and a large number of "Normal" Harley Riders will attest to the fact that [bgcolor=Yellow]BLACK[/bgcolor] is definitely the fastest! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]  There endeth the lesson.  Later--HUBBARD

[BLM777]

Yeah, 'er 'uh, Twolanerider,
  Congrats on all the posts!  However, I must correct 103tHunDer in his assertion of [bgcolor=Red]RED[/bgcolor] being the fastest.  Some "Distinguished Members" of this Great Site, and a large number of "Normal" Harley Riders will attest to the fact that [bgcolor=Yellow]BLACK[/bgcolor] is definitely the fastest! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]  There endeth the lesson.  Later--HUBBARD

Black is definately the fastest....ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S MIXED WITH ORANGE!  'er, 'uh, I think anyway.  
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[Twolanerider]

Yeah, 'er 'uh, Twolanerider,
  Congrats on all the posts!  However, I must correct 103tHunDer in his assertion of [bgcolor=Red]RED[/bgcolor] being the fastest.  Some "Distinguished Members" of this Great Site, and a large number of "Normal" Harley Riders will attest to the fact that [bgcolor=Yellow]BLACK[/bgcolor] is definitely the fastest! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]  There endeth the lesson.  Later--HUBBARD

Hub,
Black may be fastest (catches more tail wind?).  But red makes happier.  And from my seat that's the most important thing and there endeth the lesson  [smiley=beerchug.gif]

[OTIS]

But  Twolane, it's a natural fact, once you go BLACK, you'll never ride in the back!

                                                            I remain Otis.

[spydglide]

But  Twolane, it's a natural fact, once you go BLACK, you'll never ride in the back!

                                                             I remain Otis.

well, maybe in the BACK of a BLACK cruiser if you're too fast.   [smiley=policeman.gif]   Har!   spyder

[Twolanerider]

But  Twolane, it's a natural fact, once you go BLACK, you'll never ride in the back!

                                                             I remain Otis.

But Otis, I don't ever (EVER) want anyone in the back.  I'm just not that kinda guy.  To each his own of course.  But if that's what goes along with a black motorcycle I'm really glad mine is red  [smiley=laugh.gif]

(Is there something old Hub hasn't been telling us?  [smiley=nixweiss.gif] )

[Jock]

Yeah, 'er 'uh, Twolanerider,
  Congrats on all the posts!  However, I must correct 103tHunDer in his assertion of [bgcolor=Red]RED[/bgcolor] being the fastest.  Some "Distinguished Members" of this Great Site, and a large number of "Normal" Harley Riders will attest to the fact that [bgcolor=Yellow]BLACK[/bgcolor] is definitely the fastest! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]  There endeth the lesson.  Later--HUBBARD

HUBBARD,

I am with you there may friend...any color as long as it's black, said Henry Ford...and as a matter of fact, black should be the only color available for a scooter.

--Jock

[Twolanerider]

HUBBARD,

I am with you there may friend...any color as long as it's black, said Henry Ford...and as a matter of fact, black should be the only color available for a scooter.

--Jock

Jock, there's two things in common about that limited time frame when black was the only option from Henry; they didn't have reverse either.  And actually there is a black SE bike that might be just about my favorite.  It's that black and silver Road Glide  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[hd2003-se2005]

Yeah, 'er 'uh, Twolanerider,
  Congrats on all the posts!  However, I must correct 103tHunDer in his assertion of [bgcolor=Red]RED[/bgcolor] being the fastest.  Some "Distinguished Members" of this Great Site, and a large number of "Normal" Harley Riders will attest to the fact that [bgcolor=Yellow]BLACK[/bgcolor] is definitely the fastest! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]  There endeth the lesson.  Later--HUBBARD

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Somebody post that picture of me working on that ,, ah,, ah,, ah, what color was that,, ah, ah, BLACK bike.

I'm with TwoLane and 103T, the reds are fastest!
That one of Tater's might be a smidgen (that's NC for not to damn much) faster. But it's only because I'm such a nice guy and stop to pick up the parts that fall off Ol Maude!



Did I mention that picture of me on the side of the road with Ol Maude doing a complete top end rebuild. Where's DC Firemann when I need him? DAWG show that picture!

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[HUBBARD]

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Somebody post that picture of me working on that ,, ah,, ah,, ah, what color was that,, ah, ah, BLACK bike.

I'm with TwoLane and 103T, the reds are fastest!
That one of Tater's might be a smidgen (that's NC for not to damn much) faster. But it's only because I'm such a nice guy and stop to pick up the parts that fall off Ol Maude!



Did I mention that picture of me on the side of the road with Ol Maude doing a complete top end rebuild. Where's DC Firemann when I need him? DAWG show that picture!

 [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

Yeah, 'er 'uh, hd2003,
 You're as full of chit as a horse turd!  A Smidgen? [smiley=huh2.gif]  You must be akin to the Gentleman that gave us the "Legend" on all our maps.  You know, 1 inch = 30 miles!! [smiley=laugh4.gif]  I was so far ahead of you, I was in the next County, before you hit 5th gear! [smiley=yes.gif]  Parts fallin' off Ol' Maudie, my @$$!  BIG MOTOR, BIG TORQUE!  That baffle didn't fall out, it BLEW out!  There endeth the lesson. [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]  Later--HUBBARD  

[Coolbreeze]

ole man hubbard
went to the cupboard
to fetch poor Maudie some fuel
        no no no     wrong rhyme [smiley=confused5.gif]

There was an old hubbard
who lived in a shoe
he had so many horses
his baffle fell out...   [smiley=smoking.gif]

[Twolanerider]

There was an old hubbard
who lived in a shoe
he had so many horses
his baffle fell out...   [smiley=smoking.gif]

Recently being promoted to a Gobal Modeorotator around here I realize I'm not supposed to be rude or judgemental or anything.  But that poem up there ^     that pretty well sucked  [smiley=1syellow1.gif]

[hd2003-se2005]

I kinda liked it!

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[Twolanerider]

I kinda liked it!

 [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

You liked it?  But it didn't have any of that rhyming stuff going on?  Hmmm, Ok; let me give one a try and see what happens.

I once spent a weekend riding with Chip
Had so much fun I thought I would flip.

Riding with him it sure didn't slow me
Cause he was going so fast it sounded like zooooooom.

[hd2003-se2005]

Hey Twolane

Not sure where your going with that?
But I suggest that you go with someone else! [smiley=furious.gif]

[Twolanerider]

Hey Twolane

Not sure where your going with that?
But I suggest that you go with someone else! [smiley=furious.gif]

Huh, what, huh?  I'm innocent.  Always.  Really  [smiley=nixweiss.gif]