Topic: Re: Completely off topic, but (Read 5608 times)

Twolanerider · « **on:** May 29, 2005, 01:24:19 PM »

This is completely off topic. But for some reason I feel compelled to mention it. I grew up running dirt tracks and then faster stuff myself and have always simply preferred cars that could trade paint rather than the more dainty open wheeled stuff. Have just never been a big IRL, CART or even F1 fan. Having said all that, however, I want to have Danica Patrick's baby. Going to go watch the race now.

110tHunDer · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2005, 09:56:09 PM »

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This is completely off topic. But for some reason I feel compelled to mention it. I grew up running dirt tracks and then faster stuff myself and have always simply preferred cars that could trade paint rather than the more dainty open wheeled stuff. Have just never been a big IRL, CART or even F1 fan. Having said all that, however, I want to have Danica Patrick's baby. Going to go watch the race now.

Now, if you'd said, "I want to have a baby with Danica Patrick," I could understand that, but you said, "I want to have Danica Patrick's baby." [smiley=nervous.gif] [smiley=shocked2.gif] [smiley=zwtf.gif]

Twolanerider · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2005, 10:08:36 PM »

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Now, if you'd said, "I want to have a baby with Danica Patrick," I could understand that, but you said, "I want to have Danica Patrick's baby." [smiley=nervous.gif] [smiley=shocked2.gif] [smiley=zwtf.gif]

Yeah, basically, I've been so impressed by her season and her month at Indy that I'd be willing to be her bit*h.

HUBBARD · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2005, 04:55:38 PM »

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Yeah, basically, I've been so impressed by her season and her month at Indy that I'd be willing to be her bit*h.

Yeah, 'er 'uh, Twolane,
I give up! [smiley=nixweiss.gif] I keep reminding you about the image you must project as one of our new GLOBAL MODERATORS! What are the Newbies to think, with you talking about having a baby, by another Woman, no less? [smiley=shocked2.gif] Have you relapsed? Certainly, you jest! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] Later--HUBBARD

BLM777 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:32:13 PM »

Could have been worse HUBBARD....at least our ol' pal 2Lane wasn't talking about Jeff Gordon!

DCFIREMANN · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:41:15 PM »

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Could have been worse HUBBARD....at least our ol' pal 2Lane wasn't talking about Jeff Gordon!

I could not agree with you more!!!!

BE SAFE

THE DAWG

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:42:31 PM »

drool

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:43:08 PM »

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:43:57 PM »

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:45:54 PM »

have more for you twolanerider

110tHunDer · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2005, 09:16:20 PM »

Heard one of the male drivers (can't remember who) being interviewed a day or two before the race and he was asked what he thought about racing a woman. He said something like, "Once we put the helmets on, I can't tell the difference, so it's no big deal." LOL, you can bet this egotistical guy knows exactly who's cleaning his clock out there. If he can't see well enough to know, he has no business running in circles at 230 mph.

BTW, those photos are HOT!

HUBBARD · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2005, 09:49:42 AM »

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Could have been worse HUBBARD....at least our ol' pal 2Lane wasn't talking about Jeff Gordon!

Yeah, 'er 'uh, BLM777,
That is a good point! I've never had the opportunity to rib JCZ, but 2Lane leaves the door open almost daily! He's a blast! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] Lookin' forward to seein' ya'll during Octoberfest! Ride Hard! Later--HUBBARD

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2005, 05:25:01 PM »

NO - ACTUALLY HOT IS THIS

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2005, 05:26:04 PM »

sorry twolane - did not mean to tempt you even more - but h-- while I am at it

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2005, 05:26:58 PM »

Twolanerider · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2005, 02:59:56 AM »

Shovel just gave me an early Christmas. Now I'm gonna have to write a dirty email to GoFastGirl [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

Twolanerider · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2005, 03:07:23 AM »

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Yeah, 'er 'uh, Twolane,
I give up! [smiley=nixweiss.gif] I keep reminding you about the image you must project as one of our new GLOBAL MODERATORS! What are the Newbies to think, with you talking about having a baby, by another Woman, no less? [smiley=shocked2.gif] Have you relapsed? Certainly, you jest! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] Later--HUBBARD

Hub, I think it's true. I'm not even a fan of open wheel cars. But where she's concerned I'm in lust. Deep deep lust.

(Naitram, did you know there are no aroused emoticons to choose from? Do emoticons all have "that" dysfunction [no, I can't say the words]?)

naitram · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2005, 09:43:21 AM »

yes they do, [smiley=nervous.gif]

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2005, 09:52:33 AM »

oops - is that Twolane with her handcuffed [smiley=1syellow1.gif] [smiley=1syellow1.gif] [smiley=1syellow1.gif]

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2005, 09:54:14 AM »

or was it this one

Twolanerider · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2005, 11:59:08 AM »

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oops - is that Twolane with her handcuffed [smiley=1syellow1.gif] [smiley=1syellow1.gif] [smiley=1syellow1.gif]

Ok, now you're just being mean. Just imagine what that little red leather top would look like perched on the back seat of the red bike? [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

Twolanerider · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2005, 12:01:15 PM »

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yes they do, [smiley=nervous.gif]

Ohhhhh, those poor little.... whatever they are. The icon thingies are limp; springy, but limp [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

HUBBARD · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2005, 06:01:54 PM »

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Ok, now you're just being mean. Just imagine what that little red leather top would look like perched on the back seat of the red bike? [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

Yeah, 'er 'uh, Twolane,
OK! OK! I'm with you on you on this one, the more I observe this Dark Haired, Brown Eyed, Goddess of Beauty! [smiley=smitten.gif] Does wonders for my circulatory system, too! [smiley=tongue2.gif]I think I'm getting faint! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]Later--HUBBARD

Twolanerider · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2005, 06:47:15 PM »

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Yeah, 'er 'uh, Twolane,
OK! OK! I'm with you on you on this one, the more I observe this Dark Haired, Brown Eyed, Goddess of Beauty! [smiley=smitten.gif] Does wonders for my circulatory system, too! [smiley=tongue2.gif]I think I'm getting faint! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]Later--HUBBARD

Aw-right. I'm not sure if we got ourselves the beginning of a fan club or a conspiracy here but with a major babe like this driver-angel it's got to all be good [smiley=beerchug.gif]

Tonys · « **Reply #24 on:** June 07, 2005, 02:29:50 AM »

She is a doll...you guys watch SPIKE tv on the weekends? she hosts the segments. I find myself looking forward to her more than the cars. Its called Powerblock..Car and Driver, Horsepower TV and Trucks. O yea, she is wearing more clothes than the pics. ..sigh

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 07, 2005, 06:35:49 AM »

there happens to be a few more of her pics in my files - but I just don't know if ya all can handle it - more eye candy [smiley=beerchug.gif] [smiley=beerchug.gif]

Coolbreeze · « **Reply #26 on:** June 07, 2005, 02:38:33 PM »

oh oh!!! post them! It will really boost my....icons! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 07, 2005, 07:54:42 PM »

did I do that !

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #28 on:** June 07, 2005, 07:57:01 PM »

guess so [smiley=banana.gif] [smiley=banana.gif] [smiley=banana.gif]

Twolanerider · « **Reply #29 on:** June 07, 2005, 10:01:53 PM »

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did I do that !

Oh, you cruel bastard !

(do it again, do it again!)

naitram · « **Reply #30 on:** June 09, 2005, 09:01:18 AM »

how bout a piece of her car?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=50121&item=5206050679&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Twolanerider · « **Reply #31 on:** June 09, 2005, 01:09:15 PM »

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how bout a piece of her car?

Oh, my heart skipped a beat as I got part way through that sentence. Damn those unhappy ending [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

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