Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A
FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO
I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . .
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think
there's
somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the
shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get
rid
of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why
didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he
asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year
is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to
have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so! With an attitude he asked . . . and how, may
I
ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't
nobody
under there now ! ! ! '
To heck with THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR
BARTENDER!
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