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Food for thought on investments:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, one year ago, you would have $48.00 left.

With Enron, you'd have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you'd have about $4.00 left.

But... if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank all the beer and then
turned in all of the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you'd have $214.00!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

I call this the 401-Keg plan.