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HEART ATTACK
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.
  The family drove wildly to get him to
the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long
wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
  Sadly, he said, 'I'm afraid he is brain- dead, but his heart is still beating.'
'Oh, dear,' cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock.
'We've never had a Democrat in the family before!'