A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses
for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the
room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say
if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced
to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored,
the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess
you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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