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Hurricane Survival Gear
« on: October 26, 2005, 02:59:14 PM »

Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit

Toilet Paper ...................................  ....................
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Bud Light ........................ .....................................
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Keystone Ice ................ ........................................
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Budweiser .................. ..........................................
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Red Dog ........................ .......................................
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 Misc. other bottles of alcohol ............
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 Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on...check

Next time let's all be more prepared.


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Re: Hurricane Survival Gear
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2005, 04:06:48 PM »

Wow, another postive for methamphetamine addiction.  It makes you so damned skinny you can float on a piece of plywood already loaded with beer.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2005, 04:07:13 PM by twolanerider »
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Re: Hurricane Survival Gear
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2005, 07:23:19 PM »

Lordy! The  [smiley=banana.gif] looking thing must be her adult toy maybe ? Or a t-paper holder with air freshener option...yah right!!  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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Re: Hurricane Survival Gear
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2005, 07:39:49 PM »

All I can say is it's a sad picture........reminds me of DaNang in the Monsoon......mama-san going to market to sell her wares.  And to think it's in the good ole US of A........'sad'.   spyder
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Re: Hurricane Survival Gear
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2005, 07:40:52 PM »

Hey that is not just a peice of plywood, but a theraputic dog bed on top of the wood.  You know twolane, if you are a  methamphetamine addict and that thin, you cannot abide by sitting directly on the wood surrounded by beer booze and adult stimulation toys.  

/me  [smiley=cherry.gif]
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