Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She
looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure
device...a vibrator! - soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed
at him.
"How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain the toy, you explain the kids."
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