Bullfrogs
Woman went into a store to buy her husband
a pet for his birthday. After looking
around, she found that all the pets were very
expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,
but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very
large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to
give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift,
and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She
bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her
husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it
off. The woman went to bed
happy, thinking she may never need to perform
this less than riveting act again. In the middle of
the
night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans
flying everywhere, making a hellacious banging and
crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen,
only to find her husband and the frog reading
cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to
cook, your ass is gone".
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