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The Theory of Intelligence
« on: November 30, 2010, 05:52:32 PM »

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this:



'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
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Re: The Theory of Intelligence
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 11:44:22 AM »

Luv it
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Re: The Theory of Intelligence
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 01:40:26 PM »

cliff is a genius.
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Re: The Theory of Intelligence
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2010, 04:55:49 PM »

That Cliff is SO WITTY  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: The Theory of Intelligence
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2010, 06:45:19 PM »

That's great!
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Re: The Theory of Intelligence
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 08:05:06 PM »

Now I understand

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