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[RedDevil]

I swerve, he swerves.  I swoop, he swoops.  I go faster, he goes faster.  I stop suddenly, he does it too.  He's just messing with me.  I make it a point NEVER to talk to him.  He thinks he's smarter than I am.

Don,
I know his brother!!!!! He's always around me too.  But he's only a sunny weather driver, which is a relief, cuz he really bugs me too.  Never gets ahead of me, just does everything I do.
Cheers ,
  

[miker]

What gauges?

Miker

[mr_magoo]

Wait till you get the sun reflecting off the fuel door for a few hundred miles.

[RedDevil]

Wait till you get the sun reflecting off the fuel door for a few hundred miles.

Is that what that bright light is?  I thought the MoCo put a running light on top of my gas tank. I was going to send them a letter asking who was the stupid engineer that thought of that one.
Cheers ,
 

[Twolanerider]

Don,
I know his brother!!!!! He's always around me too.  But he's only a sunny weather driver, which is a relief, cuz he really bugs me too.  Never gets ahead of me, just does everything I do.
Cheers ,
  

oh chit, he's got a brother........

Be careful.  Once in awhile he comes out early in the morning too.  In the mornings he only rides west though.

[RedDevil]

oh chit, he's got a brother........

Be careful.  Once in awhile he comes out early in the morning too.  In the mornings he only rides west though.

Damn!!!  They must be eyedentikul twins.  Sometimes going south in the late afternoon, he gets tired of being just ahead of me and rides along side.  He even turns his head the same time I do.  Weird!!!
Cheers ,
 

[Twolanerider]

Damn!!!  They must be eyedentikul twins.  Sometimes going south in the late afternoon, he gets tired of being just ahead of me and rides along side.  He even turns his head the same time I do.  Weird!!!
Cheers ,
 

Weird is right.  It's not the voices either.  I can see these guys.  Mine sometimes tries to share a lane going north in the early mornings.  He's even got a helmet like mine.  He just mocks me.

[RedDevil]

Weird is right.  It's not the voices either.  I can see these guys.  Mine sometimes tries to share a lane going north in the early mornings.  He's even got a helmet like mine.  He just mocks me.

Wow, coincidence??  I think not.  I think we're having close encounters of the third kind here.
Cheers ,
 

[Twolanerider]

Wow, coincidence??  I think not.  I think we're having close encounters of the third kind here.
Cheers ,
 

I'm surprised Iski doesn't have one of these guys too.  He's way more messed up than I am    .

[RedDevil]

I'm surprised Iski doesn't have one of these guys too.  He's way more messed up than I am    .

I'll bet there's a whole passle of them out there and Iski's just afraid to admit he's got one too.  They're everywhere!!!
Cheers ,
 

[Twolanerider]

I'll bet there's a whole passle of them out there and Iski's just afraid to admit he's got one too.  They're everywhere!!!
Cheers ,
 

People shouldn't be in denial like that.  You can't thrash that little bugger if you never admit he's there!

[iski]

I'm surprised Iski doesn't have one of these guys too.  He's way more messed up than I am    .

Uh.


Well.


I almost got nuttin'.


I am too way more messed up than you Don.

So there!



Wait a minute.  That's what you said. 



This reply is not working out as planned. 


Anyway, sometimes they are eyedentikul twins, espcially when a bike is next to me.  I bet I could out run them if I had wunna them thar fast bikes like Hoists mebbe?

[iski]

I'll bet there's a whole passle of them out there and Iski's just afraid to admit he's got one too.  They're everywhere!!!
Cheers ,
 

My voices told me that mebbe I should not answer this cuz the board might figure I was nuts.  Then, a bunch of the other voices all start laughing and then I went & got a beer. Felt better after that of course. 

It was rainy last time I rode, so they did not come out to taunt me.  But I sensed they were there anyway, like Regis on morning tv - it just never goes away, never goes away........

[murphy]

You guys have it all wrong, his bike has the new strobe light feature!

Resolution is to turn up the tunes and bop your head to the beat.....

Moco was trying to keep it under wraps, but now that the cat is out of the bag, expect to be charged a premium for the option.