A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my
Granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was
fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the
word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock
City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but remember, I
wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because
she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided
there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she
called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but
her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight".
The teacher cried.
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