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A father's letter to his daughter's boyfriend....
« on: March 25, 2004, 08:37:16 AM »

 Dear Spike,

I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. Will you forgive and forget?

I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo, and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted the way I did to the fact that you have never held a job.

I am sure, too, that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park. Sure, my daughter is only 17 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on a full ride scholarship. After all you can't learn everything about life from books. I sometimes forget how backward I can be.

I was wrong.

I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter. Sincerely, Your future father-in-law....





















P.S. Congratulations on winning the Powerball lottery
« Last Edit: March 25, 2004, 08:38:52 AM by naitram »
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