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The Polish Divorce
« on: March 09, 2010, 08:01:34 AM »


                       The Polish Divorce


A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.   
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
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Re: The Polish Divorce
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 12:20:42 PM »

That's pretty good.
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Re: The Polish Divorce
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 12:40:38 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21: good one
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Re: The Polish Divorce
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 07:06:34 PM »

thats funny
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Re: The Polish Divorce
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 11:08:36 PM »

nice!
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